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The Derailing Thread

Man, my shoulder is sore...first I sleep with my weight on it in the middle of a hallway in the educational wing at church (okay, I had an acceptable reason, let me assure you), then when I got home I ended up sleeping on my shoulder again.
 
I've been constipated for 2 days. A couple stool softeners and a tall, warm glass of prune juice later, I have the opposite problem.

I am having my own personal Superbowl.
 
Uhh, the Holy Spirit is the door to Jesus, and Jesus is the door to the Father.

No Superbowl required. :wink
 
Christ removed the stone for access. Christ is also the door to the Holy Spirit. :thumbsup

Ezekiel 36:26
"I will give you a new heart and put a new spirit in you; I will remove from you your heart of stone and give you a heart of flesh"

Amen brother. The Comforter could not come until after Jesus finished His task and ascended back to the Father, and He did. :) Praise the Lord for that! That door's been open for awhile now and a good thing it is.

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Check it out y'all... my wife went to Tennessee to have a girl's day with her lady friends yesterday, and she came home with gifts! The Strongest Concordance and a bottle of anointing oil. She didn't understand when tears filled up my eyes -- well, she knew I wanted a Concordance but had no idea that I'd been looking to get some anointing oil. God knows all the desires of our hearts, and my wife knows me so well. It all came right on time too, God used the gift of the oil as a confirmation of something.
 
5 am and I've been trying for hours to fall asleep.
At least I don't feel so stressed out as I did a few hours ago. Around 3 am I put on some worship music to fall asleep to, seemed to help a lot...with the stress, didn't help me fall asleep any.
I still don't know how I'm going to deal with certain things in my life, but I'm ready to try...even if I may end up waking up late today due to my screwed up sleep schedule.
 
"Are you okay in there?"
"Yes, I'm fan-flipping-tastic. Nothing but gumdrops and icecream in here."
"Ooh! Can I come in, too?"
"....I'm surrounded by idiots."
"I thought you were surrounded by gumdrops and icecream...."

"I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS! I WILL NOT BE HUMILIATED BY A LOW-CLASS WRETCH!"
"Ahh, sounds like someone has an icecream headache!"
"THAT'S IT! EVERYONE DIES! SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR PLANET, KAKAROT!"
"Well that's not very nice."
"OF COURSE IT ISN'T! I'M FLIPPING EVIL!"
 
Darn you all, go to sleep. I've been up for more than 30 hours, but I can't go to bed until I set up my April Fool's pranks. And I can't do that with you awake--go to bed already, it's midnight!
 
Prank was a success, and everyone enjoyed it. :D I did something similar at church tonight, too. (I help with the youth group. Youth always has snacks or at least something to drink, and I glued googly eyes to the bottles of soda.)
 
Okay, I give--I want Dragon Ball Xenoverse. Not because Dragon Ball is one of the series/franchises I'm exploring right now (how the crap did THAT happen anyway???), but because the gameplay looks like a blast. Looks like my kind of game!
 
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