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The Jeff Beck Dream - 10/21/2023

I am on stage to play guitar, and my brother is there to roadie for me. I need a chair to sit on on stage, and he can't find one and we have a disagreement about the fact. I am the warm up act before Jeff Beck plays, and Jeff heard about me needing a chair so he gives me one of his very nice chairs to use, so me and my brother quit bickering about it.
But now I notice I do not have a guitar cable, so now we start fussing about that and Jeff Beck is side stage just hanging and shaking his head at how unprofessional me and my brother are, and it is already 30 minutes into my one hour time slot to play! Someone said maybe there is a guitar cable backstage so I go backstage, and there is a bar and people at tables. Up on the wall is an odd looking cable rack, and the cables are covered by the rack except the plugs at each end, and the cables are straight full length behind the rack. I see a guitar plug at one end of the rack but not at the other end of the rack so no complete cable for my guitar. I am walking around the bar playing my guitar without an amplifier but my playing is so perfect and I think, "Oh well, too bad about that."
I never made it on stage. I just playing unplugged in the bar, but I was the only one who could hear it. I wasn't nervous, just no chair to start with and then no cable. I wondered why I didn't borrow one of Jeff's?

I am on stage to play guitar, and my brother is there to roadie for me. I need a chair to sit on on stage, and he can't find one and we have a disagreement about the fact. I am the warm up act before Jeff Beck plays, and Jeff heard about me needing a chair so he gives me one of his very nice chairs to use, so me and my brother quit bickering about it.
But now I notice I do not have a guitar cable, so now we start fussing about that and Jeff Beck is side stage just hanging and shaking his head at how unprofessional me and my brother are, and it is already 30 minutes into my one hour time slot to play! Someone said maybe there is a guitar cable backstage so I go backstage, and there is a bar and people at tables. Up on the wall is an odd looking cable rack, and the cables are covered by the rack except the plugs at each end, and the cables are straight full length behind the rack. I see a guitar plug at one end of the rack but not at the other end of the rack so no complete cable for my guitar. I am walking around the bar playing my guitar without an amplifier but my playing is so perfect and I think, "Oh well, too bad about that."
I never made it on stage. I just playing unplugged in the bar, but I was the only one who could hear it. I wasn't nervous, just no chair to start with and then no cable. I wondered why I didn't borrow one of Jeff's?