The most awkward dating stuff

[Classik]

BOY: Do you have a boyfriend?

GIRL: Nope, I don't have one.

BOY: Gen 2:18 The Lord God said, It is not good for a man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him.”

GIRL: But I don't love you.

BOY: 1 John 4:8 Whoever does not love does not know God, because God is love."

GIRL: And how do I know you mean those words.

BOY: Matthew 12:34 For out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaks."

GIRL: But how can I be sure that you're loyal and honest?

BOY: Mark 13:31 "Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away."

GIRL: But why me? There are a lot of girls out there.

BOY: Proverbs 31:29 "Many women do noble things, but you surpass them all."

GIRL: But what is in me that you like?

BOY: Song of Solomon 4:7 "You are altogether beautiful, my darling; there is no flaw in you."

GIRL: But I'm not all that beautiful, you are exaggerating.

BOY: Proverbs 31:30 "Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised."

GIRL: What happens if I say yes.

BOY: Genesis 2:24 "Therefore man shall leave his father and his mother and hold fast to his wife, and they shall become one flesh."

GIRL: How come you know the scriptures this much.

BOY: Joshua 1:8 "This book of the Law shall not depart from your mouth, but you shall meditate on it day and night, so that you may be careful to do all that is written in it. For then you will make your way prosperous and you will have good success."

GIRL: wooow, I can see u really love God.

BOY: Psalm 34:8 "Oh, taste and see that the Lord is good! Blessed is the man who takes refuge in Him.

GIRL: mmm. Ok please give me time to think about it.

BOY: Philippians 4:8" Finally brethren, whatever is true, whatever is honourable, whatever is just, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is commendable, if there is any excellence, if there is anything worthy of praise, think about these things."

GIRL: oww I love you already

BOY: Revelation 22:21" Amen!


Never seen a thing like this

 

[Nick]

LOL

There's a lot of verses from Songs of Solomon we could add to a list of Christian pickup lines. Especially from chapter 7. :

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

Awesome great stuff!

 

[Claudya]

LOL

There's a lot of verses from Songs of Solomon we could add to a list of Christian pickup lines. Especially from chapter 7. :

Would that work for picking up dudes, too? :halo

 

[reba]

 

[Nick]

Would that work for picking up dudes, too? :halo

Probably.

 

[Classik]

Would be scary...

 

[Claudya]

Probably.

Okay, I'll try Song of Solomon 7:3 next time! ^_^

 

[jasoncran]

I think I might ask my wife what was the first thing I said to her when I met her at Dillards. every time I go to read their electric meter I think of the time we met.

 

[Claudya]

Christian pickup lines

:p

Here you go:

Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you.

For you I would slay two Goliaths.

You float my ark.

I didnt believe in predestination until tonight.

The word says 'Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry'; how about dinner?

I know its absurd, but every time I walk towards you, it feels like im being lead to bethlehem.

My spiritual gift is my good looks... it lifts peoples spirits

You are so unblemished that I would sacrifice you.

You are perfect, except with all the sin.

I went on a beach mission but all I ended up doing was mission you.

Is this the transfiguration? Because you are glowing.

I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.

Bathsheba had nothing on you.

Mark Driscoll takes up 35% of my ipod memory.

Bible-Gateway happens to be my homepage.

Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Gilead.

How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?

How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life?

If you say no, I will rip out my hair and my beard.

Unfortunately I cant perform miracles and I've only got enough bread and fish for 2 people.

It's obvious to me that you sprouted from the good kinda soil.

I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.

I just don't feel called to celibacy.

I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman...

If we were around with Noah... then you, me... pair.

Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.

I'm pretty much considered an elder in the congregation these days.

Me. You. Song of Songs: the remix.

When I read philippians 4:8, I think about you.

I would leave 99 sheep to come and find you... and then I would carry you home joyfully on my shoulder

Look, you're nearly 22. Most christians are 3 years into marriage by now... just settle for me.

You make me want to be a better Christian.

You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.

Do you need prayer? because I am certainly willing to lay hands on you.

source: http://www.pickuplinesgalore.com/christian.html

 

[reba]

very cool

 

[Classik]

Some of those are really good!

which are really bad?

 

[Classik]

 

[Angel]

Very clever! (And corny!)

 

[farouk]

Very clever! (And corny!)

But it takes more than wisecracks to build a sound, loving and God-honoring relationship, right?

Blessings.

 

[Angel]

I think once in awhile wisecracks are necessary :D

 

[farouk]

I think once in awhile wisecracks are necessary :biggrin

What would we do without them, sometimes, right?

 

[Angel]

Right!

 

[farouk]

Right!