The New Funny Pics Thread

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[Knotical]

Up till now I always thought this was caused by an atomic bomb. I will tread much more carefully around these dangerous little tubes.

 

[Claudya]

Is that real atomic bomb footage? There are ships dangerously close....

 

[Thirstyone]

I've seen this type of thing happen when visiting the wax museum in CA, when one of the wax figures comes to life. It is a jolt when you walk up to get a closer look because you can't believe how real it looks as it is standing so still. Then, the wax steps forward and says something to you, and you wonder how far you jumped, and if you should enter the next Olympics for the broad jump event.

 

[thisnumbersdisconnected]

... and if you should enter the next Olympics for the broad jump event.

Would the competition committee for USOC Track and Field allow you to bring the wax character to the games with you?

(BTW, the PC term for the event is "long jump)

 

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[Thirstyone]

... and if you should enter the next Olympics for the broad jump event.

Would the competition committee for USOC Track and Field allow you to bring the wax character to the games with you?

(BTW, the PC term for the event is "long jump)

I could ask if they would allow me to bring one. Although, I believe the money required to put down a deposit would be more than I could afford to spend.

Thank you for informing me of the proper terminology. I wouldn't want to embarrass myself at the Olympics by being politically incorrect since my jumping in the long jump would be embarrassing enough.:help

 

[Knotical]

I knew it!

 

[thisnumbersdisconnected]

Thank you for informing me of the proper terminology. I wouldn't want to embarrass myself at the Olympics by being politically incorrect since my jumping in the long jump would be embarrassing enough.:help

... besides which, all the female athletes might hear you use that term and beat you to a pulp. Just sayin' ...

 

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[Knotical]

 

[Knotical]

Finally, truth in horoscopes.

 

[thisnumbersdisconnected]

From Jay Leno's "Headlines" ...

DUH! Ya think??

 

[Knotical]

For all you Culture Club fans.

 

[Knotical]

 

[Knotical]

Try to get out of this one!

 

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[Claudya]

 

[Sparkey]

This on "Sensitivity Training" right?

 

[thisnumbersdisconnected]

... but the Taliban never announce their arrival, either, until the first gunshot.