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The Official King of the Hill Thread

Suddenly, our heroes (and heroine) are horrified to hear anguished sobbing from the bottom of the hill. They hurry to the spot to find Vince wailing pitifully.

Something about Penn State losing their bowl game.
 
The Philadelphia Eagles play the Atlanta Falcons this Sunday, in the first game of the NFL play-offs. THEN we'll see who's King of the Hill!
 
My stomach hurts. :verysick

Vince, won't you piggy-back me up the hill? We might want to set up camp on the way up. How about right over there? It is a good 3m from here. At this pace we will be at the top in 2053, and then people will feel too bad to take the hill from the geriatrics.

 
I can't, L'Chante. I'm too busy eating Icelandic chocolate chip cookies at the pink table at the bottom of the hill. I'm saving my strength for Sunday, because if the Philadelphia Eagles win...
 
l'Chante said:
My stomach hurts. :verysick

Vince, won't you piggy-back me up the hill? We might want to set up camp on the way up. How about right over there? It is a good 3m from here. At this pace we will be at the top in 2053, and then people will feel too bad to take the hill from the geriatrics.

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I'm sorry you're not feeling well. Would you like more cookies with my special ingredient to make you feel better?

Btw, whatever happened to your therapist? Maybe he could help you retake The Hill.
 
Theofilus said:
I'm sorry you're not feeling well. Would you like more cookies with my special ingredient to make you feel better?

Btw, whatever happened to your therapist? Maybe he could help you retake The Hill.
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It’s a long story, Theo. My therapist started flirting with Pooksie and then she taught him how to sing ‘The lion sleeps tonight’ and he taught her the words to ‘I feel pretty’ and then they ran of to Australia to take some yodelling lessons.
I tried to explain that they were going the wrong way, but they just wouldn’t listen. I still get some voice messages on my cell phone every now and then and it sounds like someone strangling a chipmunk, so I guess they found an instructor somewhere down under?!?!

I’m all depressed now. Won’t you please pass me one of your special cookies? Or two?
 
l'Chante said:
It’s a long story, Theo. My therapist started flirting with Pooksie and then she taught him how to sing ‘The lion sleeps tonight’ and he taught her the words to ‘I feel pretty’ and then they ran of to Australia to take some yodelling lessons.
I tried to explain that they were going the wrong way, but they just wouldn’t listen. I still get some voice messages on my cell phone every now and then and it sounds like someone strangling a chipmunk, so I guess they found an instructor somewhere down under?!?!

I’m all depressed now. Won’t you please pass me one of your special cookies? Or two?
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I found a video of your therapist on youtube. Who's that he's with?

[video=youtube;Kmv3WlKa6U8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kmv3WlKa6U8[/video]​

Here, have another plate of cookies. Here's a chocolate bunny for you too. Don't eat it all at once though, it contains another ingredient that's stronger than the one in the cookies.
 
Breaking News!

Authorities report that they have uncovered a gigantic international cookie-smuggling operation. Informed sources say that the operation is based in an isolated North Atlantic nation, with strong ties to South Africa. Other sources, who asked not to be named, claimed that a large US sports organization is also involved.
 
A wail of despair is heard from the bottom of the hill.

The Philadelphia Eagles have been eliminated from the play-offs.
 
I'm not even going to try to figure out who is king around here! I'm just taking over the hill again.

The Pink Plush Throne has returned!!!!
 
Welcome back, Handy. As the new King of the Hill, one of your duties is dealing with my aggrieved pain that the Philadelphia Phillies were eliminated from the baseball play-offs, the Philadelphia Eagles were eliminated from the football play-offs, and Penn State lost its bowl game.

A large plate of home-made chocolate-chip cookies will go a long way towards easing my pain.
 
Theofilus said:
I found a video of your therapist on youtube. Who's that he's with?
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That's my therapist's vocal coach. He have performed miracles with the guy. You should've heard what he sounded like before he started lessons. It was really scary.
 
Vince said:
Breaking News!

Authorities report that they have uncovered a gigantic international cookie-smuggling operation. Informed sources say that the operation is based in an isolated North Atlantic nation, with strong ties to South Africa. Other sources, who asked not to be named, claimed that a large US sports organization is also involved.
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Vince...? Who is your source? They should be publicly executed for uncovering one of the greatest secret operations in the history of mankind! Get your hayforks and torches! We demand to know who these traitors are!!

You can mess with anything on this planet, but do not, I repeat, do not mess with my cookies and bunnies! Blasphemy!!!
 
Handy has thought that her thone was safe for the last month, but Theo has been planning to take it from her the whole time. The time has come...

Handy hears a strange noise coming from outside the castle. When she goes to see what it is, she is terrified. An army of thousands of two foot tall mechanical, carrot wielding killer bunnies surrounds the castle. There seems to be no escape. Handy flees to the tower, but the bunnies start scaling the wall. Fortunately, a helicopter "just happened to be passing by", and offers her a lift, which she gratefully accepts.

As the helicopter disappears into the distance, Theo arrives...

Ok, my little preciouses, you can all go home now... Uh... I said you can go home...

Hmmm... I obviously hadn't thought this quite through. I've gotten Handy out, but how do I get in? These are Energizer bunnies, and there seems to be no way of stopping them.

The Hill, for now at least, is kingless. The first person to figure out how to get past an army of carrot wielding Energizer bunnies will be the next king.
 
Vince walks up to the energizer bunnies and starts talking to them in mangled Spanish. Dazed, confused, and slightly offended, they drift away, and once more, Vince is King of the Hill.
 
l’Chante quickly disassembles the bunnies and use the scrap metal to erect a chocolate chip cookie factory at the bottom of the hill. Vince can’t resist….. He charges down the hill while l’Chante retakes the hill (with a fresh supply of chocolate chip cookies) and try to figure out what to do with all the carrots.
 
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