The Official King of the Hill Thread

[Vince]

Okay, I admit that your mayor is stupider than my governor. But nobody in the United States has a stupider governor than Pennsylvania!

 

[Oats]

offers beer to the king of the hill and make jokes about boomhauer

then i take the hill in your insobriety

 

[l'Chante]

‘Free headache tables! Come get you free headache tables! Headache tablets for all!’, L’Chante calls from the bottom of the hill the following morning. The hung over horde rushes to the bottom of the hill while l’Chante retakes the throne.

Man, it good to be back. She cuddles her hedgehog and ponders whether there actually is a word like ‘stupider’.

 

[Vince]

L'Chante, I'm not hung over, and I'll let you keep the hill for now.

But could I please have one of your headache tables?

 

[theLords]

I have the hill now!

 

[l'Chante]

L'Chante, I'm not hung over, and I'll let you keep the hill for now.

But could I please have one of your headache tables?

Of course! Try a pink one. They make you giggle.

 

[l'Chante]

I have the hill now!

TheLords, you can’t just ‘take’ the hill. You have to come up with some bizarre, outrageous, impossibly silly way to overthrow the current king. If you want to take the hill from me you must at LEAST leave some chocolate chip cookies at the bottom of the hill. Or bunnies. I like bunnies. And pink headache tables.

 

[Vince]

My beloved Philadelphia Eagles got clobbered yesterday by the lowly Minnesota Vikings. I will not be claiming the hill for a while.

 

[theLords]

2 birds - 1 stone

HAHAHA the hill is mine!

 

[l'Chante]

My beloved Philadelphia Eagles got clobbered yesterday by the lowly Minnesota Vikings. I will not be claiming the hill for a while.

:smt056 And I’m at the bottom of the hill with no cookies. 4 Come sit here with me, Vince. We’ll just sit here and look pathetic until some one feels sorry for us and give us some cookies. Have a pink tablet in the mean time. ;)

 

[Theofilus]

My beloved Philadelphia Eagles got clobbered yesterday by the lowly Minnesota Vikings. I will not be claiming the hill for a while.

Of course. That's what Vikings do. Just come to Iceland and I'll show you.

 

[Theofilus]

:smt056 And I’m at the bottom of the hill with no cookies. 4 Come sit here with me, Vince. We’ll just sit here and look pathetic until some one feels sorry for us and give us some cookies. Have a pink tablet in the mean time. ;)

Don't cry, l'Chante, I've got something for you that'll make you feel better.

 

[Vince]

You keep those chocolate chip cookies coming, Theofilus, and I'll stay at the bottom of the hill.

L'Chante, I don't want one of your pink tablets. It's your pink tables. We'll use it to eat chocolate chip cookies from Iceland on.

 

[theLords]

Hey, I gave you chocolate bunnies!!!!!

and now I want cookies. Thanks alot Theo

 

[Theofilus]

*Theo offers TheLords a plate of cookies made with his special secret ingredient. He leaves for a few minutes, and when he comes back, The Lords is holding a cookie just inches from her face, turning it over and over and looking at it from all sides and saying:

Wow... Cool... Hey, Mr. Cookie Man, you're alright...

Hey... What are you doing?... Don't take Mr. Cookie Man... He was telling me all about Cookie Land...

Yes... Well, no more cookies for you. Mr. Cookie Man has to go home now. See those people at the bottom of The Hill? Why don't you go there? They have chocolate bunnies.

Wow... Hey... Mr. Bunny Man... Don't hop away... Wait for me. Hey... Do bunnies eat cookies?... Hey... Mr. Bunny Man... Don't eat Mr. Cookie Man... No... No... Don't...

Hey... I gotta go save Mr. Cookie Man from Mr. Bunny Man.

Yes... Why don't you just go do that... I'll keep the throne safe while you're gone.

While TheLords is off in some other world and everyone else is trying to figure out who this Mr. Bunny Man is, Theo takes over The Hill.

 

[Vince]

It's all right, theLords. You can come to the bottom of the hill with L'Chante and me and eat chocolate chip cookies off our pink table.

 

[Oats]

after a long journey the king returns to notice what apears to be 5 year old fighting in chocalate...::

oh well i'll just take my hill

i'll lock myself down with a combination

the answer is

****

 

[l'Chante]

l’Chante-flies-up-the-hill-powered-by-a-tremendous-sugar-rush. She-tries-to-steady-her-hands-and-tries-the-combination *******************. ‘No-no-no-no! Steady! ********* Darn! ***************. Have-to-wait-for-the-sugar-rush-to-pass. Anybody-want-to-race-to-Iceland?!?!?! :bounce:bounce:bounce

 

[Vince]

Oates, you can have the hill. I'm so full of chocolate chip cookies that I can't move.

 

[Theofilus]

l’Chante-flies-up-the-hill-powered-by-a-tremendous-sugar-rush. She-tries-to-steady-her-hands-and-tries-the-combination *******************. ‘No-no-no-no! Steady! ********* Darn! ***************. Have-to-wait-for-the-sugar-rush-to-pass. Anybody-want-to-race-to-Iceland?!?!?! :bounce:bounce:bounce

I'll race you...On your mark... Get set... GO!

I win!