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hello Reba, dirtfarmer here

I planted some dirt yesterday and today I can't find where I planted it. But, it must grow well because I have plenty of dirt.
I have plenty in my water meters.stop farming dirt.
 
I has commie flashlight.it's made by D.Trump lumens co.

hello jasonc, dirtfarmer here
The flashlight that I got from Trump lumens co. is probably different from the flashlight that come from D. Trump lumens co. Mine is R. Trumps lumens co light and shows the way to make "America great again". Those democrat Trump flashlight are imposters and don't care whether America can see to be "Great Again".
 
I have plenty in my water meters.stop farming dirt.

hello jasonc, dirtfarmer here

So you think I should stop farming dirt and begin to farm water meters? Where do you get seed for water meters?
 
hello jasonc, dirtfarmer here

So you think I should stop farming dirt and begin to farm water meters? Where do you get seed for water meters?
I would be a billionaire if I could grow them.
 
What are you, some kind of a weirdo?
Yeah, that's what you are, a weirdo!
How dare you sir. You have insulted the honour of this fair maiden. Recompense must made or its pistols at dawn. Wondering what pistol would you like?
 
Reba doth not live in Citrus County.perhaps I should stay in and go to drill in Crystal River.I woukd find your home have the convey blow the air horns as we pass buy.oh say prior to noon on Saturday. Wakey,wakey
How about letting me give you a personal tour of our nuke plant
 
How dare you sir. You have insulted the honour of this fair maiden. Recompense must made or its pistols at dawn. Wondering what pistol would you like?
You have it backwards.
You slap me and I pick the weapons.
In this case, we'll use my specialty;


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Please, I've no time for your games.
The women await.....


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