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hello Wondering, dirtfarmer here

It's good to know, no long winded speakers. The last time I was in a "long-winded" meeting, when it was over, I looked like a crooked-necked squash; leaning to one side and 17 bump-lumps all over my head.
LOL !
Perfect example of why we don't let LWS in.
We like to protect our own.
LWS could go elsewhere.
There are plenty of places where people actually like their head to roll around and get lump bumps.
 
Sure he is.


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I don't know Rollo.
The bible tells us not to grieve the Holy Spirit.
That cat is enough to grieve his own mother.
I think she disowned him immediately after birth.
And she never recovered...
I know. At night I hear her howling in the alley behind my house...
 
hello Wondering, dirtfarmer here

I have to start with "dirtfarmer here" or I forget who I am.

So, Ralphs cat still live at the "humane society"?
You can start with however you wish.
But we in the club will always recognize you and come to your aid.

The words "Ralph's Cat" and "humane" do not belong in the same sentence.
There ain't nothin' humane about that cat!
He's the unhumanist cat in the world.
 
LOL !
Perfect example of why we don't let LWS in.
We like to protect our own.
LWS could go elsewhere.
There are plenty of places where people actually like their head to roll around and get lump bumps.

hello Wondering, dirtfarmer here

I went to one. It is no fun "taking a bath" while being preached at, nor being awaken by that "loud" oration just after your head bounce off the pew.
 
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