I heard that Ralph was based on the Jimmy Stewart Bunny-rabbit. Further, I heard that he (pray, pardon my horrendous gender presumption, I beg you) recently has recently incorporated as a non-profit.
Corporations are people too, as we all know, quoting Citizens United, so he/she/it/other/[insert gender pronoun here] essentially got an upgrade. He/she/it/other/[insert gender pronoun here] started watching TV, (online streaming, of course) & uses a cell phone as a primary form of communication. This has opened up a new portal of access and is taking it's toll like it was a Babylon slave trader. But enuf of that.
Where was I, again?
Of, yeah. he/she/it/other/[insert gender pronoun here], after considerable brain-clouding, NOT 'washing', he/she/it/other/[insert gender pronoun here] has been sensitized to all words that are even remotely innuended and/or innuendo, but it's not yet done with the poor bunny. Next comes the switch over from brain-clouding words themselves to multi-lingual conceptulization clouding and obscurification too. Such is the state of the world these days.
It's difficult for us to even use the English term for anything because of all the double entendres, n'est ce pas? Too many double and triple meanings, most being sexual. We need to speak in Greek.
But then, I can almost hear the replies to even this post: