Who's been here the longest?

[Jethro Bodine]

Jason cran has been here since the beginning of time

Reba was here before the beginning of time.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Just ask Ralph.

If only we could find him.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

I've been here four years this month.
I came over when they moved Salem Network's Christian forum to Facebook. I 'taint got no Facebook account and don't plan on ever having one.

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

I've been here four years this month.
I came over when they moved Salem Network's Christian forum to Facebook. I 'taint got no Facebook account and don't plan on ever having one.

I got here a couple of weeks after you and you were already a big shot.
I thought you owned this place. the way everyone was "yes sir"ing you.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

I got here a couple of weeks after you and you were already a big shot.
I thought you owned this place. the way everyone was "yes sir"ing you.

Moi?
I think you have me confused with Ralph.

 

[Mike]

Moi?
I think you have me confused with Ralph.

Okay. I give up. After unsuccessfully searching the forum and reading every mention of Ralph, I've come to the conclusion that you organized a concerted effort to break my will. Mission accomplished. Well done, you fabricators of fictitious Ralph! What did I ever do to you? What did Ralph ever do to you?

 

[realchild]

Not counting posts or likes, who has been at this site the longest?
I joined in 2013. I didn't realize I'd been here that long! It's a habitual site I go to every day. I enjoy the community.

I'm guessing... reba has been here the longest!

God has been here the longest.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Okay. I give up. After unsuccessfully searching the forum and reading every mention of Ralph, I've come to the conclusion that you organized a concerted effort to break my will. Mission accomplished. Well done, you fabricators of fictitious Ralph! What did I ever do to you? What did Ralph ever do to you?

Ralph is closer to you than you think. :wink

Captain Tuttle was fake (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuttle_(M*A*S*H)). But Ralph, he's for real.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

God has been here the longest.

But I rarely see him post.
Especially in the Apologetics and Theology section.

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

Okay. I give up. After unsuccessfully searching the forum and reading every mention of Ralph, I've come to the conclusion that you organized a concerted effort to break my will. Mission accomplished. Well done, you fabricators of fictitious Ralph! What did I ever do to you? What did Ralph ever do to you?

One way to reach Ralph is through Cynthia.
Why don't you talk to her?

 

[realchild]

But I rarely see him post.
Especially in the Apologetics and Theology section.

You never know, miracles are his department.

 

[Mike]

Ralph is closer to you than you think. :wink

Captain Tuttle was fake (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuttle_(M*A*S*H)). But Ralph, he's for real.

One way to reach Ralph is through Cynthia.
Why don't you talk to her?

I think you all are hazing me, and it ain't right. That said, I'm prideful, so I'm not letting you trample all over me. This is just a hunch, but my intuitive skills are enormous.

I'm on to something, aren't I...

 

[Jethro Bodine]

I think you all are hazing me, and it ain't right. That said, I'm prideful, so I'm not letting you trample all over me. This is just a hunch, but my intuitive skills are enormous.

I'm on to something, aren't I...

No, I'm pretty sure this is not Ralph.
Throw in 5 Fonzi's and you'll begin to capture the Ralph mystique.

 

[jasonc]

No, I'm pretty sure this is not Ralph.
Throw in 5 Fonzi's and you'll begin to capture the Ralph mystique.

Lol.

 

[Nick]

I've been here since Feb 2009. But there are many others that are still active that have been here since 2003.

I joined when I was 16. I feel like I've kind of grown up here, lol.

 

[reba]

 

[Nick]

Ok, I have confirmed it. I searched for users who registered between Jan 1 2000 and Dec 31 2003, and I am happy to announce that Logan is the member who has been here the longest, since Aug 28, 2001. There may have been others, but they have been deleted.

 

[Corn Pop]

Someone should bump the very first post.

 

[evenifigoalone]

God has been here the longest.

This wins, we can all go home now.

 

[Nick]

Someone should bump the very first post.

Good idea!

Looks like it's searching time again.