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Why Like Cats?

Treat each day as your last; one day you will be right.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Despite the high cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

I want patience - AND I WANT IT NOW!!!!

This is a day for firm decisions! Or is it?

Am I ambivalent? Well, yes and no.

Bureaucrats cut red tape, lengthwise.

Help stamp out, eliminate and abolish redundancy!

How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise MY hand!

A dog has an owner. A cat has a staff.
All cats are democrats, and voted for Hillary.
You sayin' I should get rid of 'em??
 
Treat each day as your last; one day you will be right.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Despite the high cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

I want patience - AND I WANT IT NOW!!!!

This is a day for firm decisions! Or is it?

Am I ambivalent? Well, yes and no.

Bureaucrats cut red tape, lengthwise.

Help stamp out, eliminate and abolish redundancy!

How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise MY hand!

A dog has an owner. A cat has a staff.
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