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A THREAD ABOUT ANYTHING

Oh me, oh my! A thread about anything and here I am talking to a very intelligent woman about farts.

Do boys ever grow up? Maybe not. :cool
 
Oh well. Americans. You guys just like that kind of humour. ;)
But we intelligent people are able to communicate in a sophisticated manner about all things human. ;)

Limburger comes to mind. But I think Munster or Camembert would qualify as examples.
Limburger smells more like sweaty feet than like intestinal gas. Not sure about Munster, but Camembert doesn't have much of a smell at all...or maybe the cheese they are selling at your place is a lot more "spicey"?

So on my first day in the Psychiatric day hospital I had a lot of spare time waiting for the doc to talk to me, so I grabbed a box of crayons and painted a picture.... of a nuclear detonation mushroom cloud. :lol I don't know why, but I've always been darkly fascinated with destruction scenarios. If I get my hands on a scanner I'll scan and upload the drawing, because thinking of how I haven't painted a thing in ten years I think I did a rather nice job with the colours.
A fellow patient watched what I was drawing and predicted that my mental hospital stay will be long. :lol Good. Insanity confirmed.

On a more serious note... most of the other guys and gals in there suffer from depression. Compared to them I realise I'm not very depressive. That's good to know. Although I also realise I'm dysfunctional on various other levels. So in the next few weeks I will have to face my own dark and weak sides, surrounded by depressive people, without getting depressive myself. Alright, should be no problem at all. :lol
 
Oh well. Americans. You guys just like that kind of humour. ;)
But we intelligent people are able to communicate in a sophisticated manner about all things human. ;)

Limburger comes to mind. But I think Munster or Camembert would qualify as examples.
Limburger smells more like sweaty feet than like intestinal gas. Not sure about Munster, but Camembert doesn't have much of a smell at all...or maybe the cheese they are selling at your place is a lot more "spicey"?

So on my first day in the Psychiatric day hospital I had a lot of spare time waiting for the doc to talk to me, so I grabbed a box of crayons and painted a picture.... of a nuclear detonation mushroom cloud. :lol I don't know why, but I've always been darkly fascinated with destruction scenarios. If I get my hands on a scanner I'll scan and upload the drawing, because thinking of how I haven't painted a thing in ten years I think I did a rather nice job with the colours.
A fellow patient watched what I was drawing and predicted that my mental hospital stay will be long. :lol Good. Insanity confirmed.

On a more serious note... most of the other guys and gals in there suffer from depression. Compared to them I realise I'm not very depressive. That's good to know. Although I also realise I'm dysfunctional on various other levels. So in the next few weeks I will have to face my own dark and weak sides, surrounded by depressive people, without getting depressive myself. Alright, should be no problem at all. :lol
uh, I don't think , based on what you post, that you have me beat on Armageddon dreams. I still have the same basic dreams about the destruction of America since I was a kid.
 
uh, I don't think , based on what you post, that you have me beat on Armageddon dreams. I still have the same basic dreams about the destruction of America since I was a kid.

If your armageddon dream is limited to the destruction of *America*, then you aren't doing it right. I keep dreaming of the destruction of no less than the entire world. ;)
Care to tell us about your dreams?
 
uh, I don't think , based on what you post, that you have me beat on Armageddon dreams. I still have the same basic dreams about the destruction of America since I was a kid.

If your armageddon dream is limited to the destruction of *America*, then you aren't doing it right. I keep dreaming of the destruction of no less than the entire world. ;)
Care to tell us about your dreams?

not always just America, but that is where I am always in the dreams.

well unless you know vero beach, it wont make much sense. if you care I can indulge this but it going to be weird.
 
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What a crazy tornado.
What amazes me many times are the testimonies such as the woman describing how they went into a closet and "Prayed like hell." I reckon I might be in shock too :help after going through something like that.
 
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