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From tomorrow on and for a yet unknow amount of time I'll be an outpatient in a psychiatric hospital (that means I go there in the morning and go home in the afternoon as if it were a normal day job). I am very determined to drive the shrinks insane so they will be inpatients in their own institution. Anyone have some ideas how I could accomplish that? :D
Go around practicing kendo, as you said "Sequences of moves that simulate a fight against an imagined opponent," or pretend you're sane; that ought to do it. People react that way to me. :lol

I do pray the reason for your time spent there will be of great help, and a time of discovery that will profit you all the days of your life. Blessings in Christ Jesus. :wave
 
My, oh my! Claudya? You know there are multiple meanings for "booty," right? Yes, a pirate treasure is one. There is another English slang meaning too. Hmmm... backside, posterior, bottom? I can't imagine that you're flirting with me but thought I would mention it. English is strange like that. Too many innuendos.

Hm I think I heard that other meaning before but since we are a family friendly christian website I hadn't thought anyone would think of ... that.
You guys always seem so innocent. :lol

Edit: Ooooh now I understand why a booty call is called that....! Awesome, you guys contribute so much to my education. :)
 
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From tomorrow on and for a yet unknow amount of time I'll be an outpatient in a psychiatric hospital (that means I go there in the morning and go home in the afternoon as if it were a normal day job). I am very determined to drive the shrinks insane so they will be inpatients in their own institution. Anyone have some ideas how I could accomplish that? :D

May I also offer a suggestion? Keep an eye out for that person whom the Lord may wish you to speak to. It should be easy, that one will be the one who asks you about Jesus. Be ever ready to share the Good News. There are sometimes 'golden opportunities' that present themselves to those of us who are aware. I speak what you already know to put you in remembrance of such truth. Sometimes it's just in the form of some water. Doesn't need to be a flood - just a token of love, nothing more. Such things may actually be used by God to prevent harm and to preserve the Life that is His to give. Other times it's just a silent prayer. Sometimes it's a seed that is planted and it may also be an act of harvest. All such things are guided by the Spirit Holy for the benefit of them who love God.

Blessings to you abundant according to the Mercies of the Most High.
 
May I also offer a suggestion? Keep an eye out for that person whom the Lord may wish you to speak to. It should be easy, that one will be the one who asks you about Jesus. Be ever ready to share the Good News. There are sometimes 'golden opportunities' that present themselves to those of us who are aware. I speak what you already know to put you in remembrance of such truth.

Yeah people in those kinds of instiutions could be the ones God is looking for ("come unto Me all ye that labor and are heavy laden...")
I hope God will use me for His ends. I will keep my eyes open, and I really wish that God would use my presence in that place to reach somebody's heart.
Until this point in my life I can only see self destruction and immaturity in everything present and past, but no purpose and nothing that could be considered "God's plan". If actually my mental illness would turn out to be God's plan, so He can use me for some special ministry, well, then I would be the most gratefull person on earth.
(Hope that makes sense....)
 
(Hope that makes sense....)

It makes perfect sense, O ye Son of the Most High God. Perfect sense to me, from you, my brother clothed in the flesh of a woman. But then, I too am able to consider extraordinary things. I too am clothed in flesh and that is a temporary dwelling place. We together are citizens even now of a heavenly place and are both Children of the Promise.
 
From tomorrow on and for a yet unknow amount of time I'll be an outpatient in a psychiatric hospital (that means I go there in the morning and go home in the afternoon as if it were a normal day job). I am very determined to drive the shrinks insane so they will be inpatients in their own institution. Anyone have some ideas how I could accomplish that? :D
Go around practicing kendo, as you said "Sequences of moves that simulate a fight against an imagined opponent," or pretend you're sane; that ought to do it. People react that way to me. :lol
Well Kendo involves a lot of shouting and screaming, I bet that could intimidate them. Hehe.
Would work even better if I had a real blade. Oh well. Some day I will. :swords

Wait, people react to you that way? They start going insane when you pretend to be sane? Or they start pretending sanity when they see your craziness? :confused


I do pray the reason for your time spent there will be of great help, and a time of discovery that will profit you all the days of your life. Blessings in Christ Jesus. :wave
Thank you very much. Prayers are very appreciated. I'm trying to tell myself that the weeks ahead could be an important part of the awesome adventure that we call "life" that God has in store for me (Does that sentence make sense? Sorry my brain is already in bed....)
 
yes, I thought that odd of Claudia. booty to me is well like saying I tagged that... not always but most of them that is what its used in or the descripition a female's nice posterior feature.
 
Not to disrupt the flow, but I was wondering...

What is best to be known as at Thanksgiving?

1) The one who cuts the turkey.

2) The one who cuts the canned cranberry into slices.

3) The one who cuts the cheese.
 
yes, I thought that odd of Claudia. booty to me is well like saying I tagged that... not always but most of them that is what its used in or the descripition a female's nice posterior feature.

Meh I didn't think of that at all. Go get a piece of soap to wash your dirty mind. :grumpy
 
yes, I thought that odd of Claudia. booty to me is well like saying I tagged that... not always but most of them that is what its used in or the descripition a female's nice posterior feature.

Meh I didn't think of that at all. Go get a piece of soap to wash your dirty mind. :grumpy

you are talking to a former porn addict. sorry. I work with men and most men are that way if they are unsaved. I have been on the beach we see a lot of surgically enhanced bodies. I am a meter reader and the guys that train me point them out to me.no offense.
 
The one who cuts the cheese.

I had the great pleasure of spending my day yesterday with my two grandsons. One will be in first grade this coming September and the other is just two years behind and about to enter kindergarten. So with this full experience fresh in my mind I may again giggle as I explain the meaning of the phrase. But first....

Sometimes I like to amuse myself and others; the stories and anecdotes don't even have to have a point. But my humor was lost on my audience yesterday. Their dad (my youngest son) came to the rescue.
"Dad?" he asked, "They still amused by toilet humor."

Then he demonstrated, "Here, watch this:"

He walked over to his two sons and said one word: "Butt." Nothing more.

Giggles and laughter abounded. :toofunny

The phrase "cut the cheese" is included in TheFreeDictionary:

cut the cheese and cut the mustard
Sl. to release intestinal gas. (Crude. Use caution with the topic.)
Who cut the cheese? People who cut the mustard in the car have to get out and walk.
See also: cheese, cut​
 
"Dad?" he asked, "They still amused by toilet humor."

Then he demonstrated, "Here, watch this:"

He walked over to his two sons and said one word: "Butt." Nothing more.

Giggles and laughter abounded.

:lol
Well being amused by toilet humor at that age is acceptable. But many people stay like that for their entire life.
From the humor I see on the internet or in American movies or shows I'd think Americans must love fart jokes. :chokedup
It's not that I'd have some moral issues with that. It's just weird people seem to be so amused about something so little funny. Maybe it's a cultural thing...

The phrase "cut the cheese" is included in TheFreeDictionary:
I looked it up, too. It's a weird metaphor. Why cheese? Why cutting?
 
Why cheese? Why cutting?

Limburger comes to mind. But I think Munster or Camembert would qualify as examples. Here's the riddle.

Question: What is the sharpest thing known to man??
Answer: A fart. It cuts through pants in less than a moment.

That riddle/joke was old when I heard it. You've got to know a version of it, right?
 
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