add to the list some one liners...

[reba]

Scientists have yet to explain how 300 people can be working at WalMart but only 4 registers will be open.

 

[Classik]

Hehe! Haha!:D Ho ho!:biglol heh heh!

 

[Sparkey]

Science Teacher: "What is the definition of a protein?'
Student: "A protein is something that is made up of mean ol' acids."

 

[handy]

Children: Spend the first two years teaching them how to walk and talk and the next 16 telling them to sit down and shut up.

 

[andyboylester]

I love E bay, I've sold my homing pigeons 8 times this month already!

Voted Scotlands favourite one-liner: I hope that when I die, I'll go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like his passengers...

 

[God's_gift]

hehe:p

 

[Classik]

hehe:p

You make me laugh