old_tractor
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Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn. He stands outside and dares it to grow.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
There is no evolution. There's simply a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
There's no life on Mars. It's because Chuck Norris has already been there.
When Chuck Norris does pushups, he's not pushing himself up - he's pushing the earth down.
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
There is no evolution. There's simply a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
There's no life on Mars. It's because Chuck Norris has already been there.
When Chuck Norris does pushups, he's not pushing himself up - he's pushing the earth down.
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.