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reba

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My Favorite Animal

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."

She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.


Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.

I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.


I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.

He said they love animals very much.


I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.

I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.


She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.


Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders."

Guess where I am now...
 
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Is this this original, Reba?

This omnivore LOVES it!

May I share it?

You shouldn't have named the thread "cute". You should have named the thread "awesome"!

-HisSheep
 
Re: Awesome

Once in while you get one of those emails that just make ya smile over and over... Sure i stole from email be my guest :yes
 
lol, take a look at my avatar. when i was a kid all the doctors wonder if i had the mumps.

it wasnt that at all but the way my face is made. i have high cheek bones so my cheeks always look puffy.
 
:D:)
They agree with the body.
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Evidence of good living:
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Didn't you notice reba's? She shut down the whole poultry. She must have worked in a poultry as a lad
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My Favorite Animal

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."

She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.


Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.

I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.


I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.

He said they love animals very much.


I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.

I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.


She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.


Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders."

Guess where I am now...


This is great.
It needs to go around again.
 
Can't wait for Jake to get home from school, he will love this.... His favorite meat food is chicken, fried, roast, in soup, sandwiches......

Just too cute...:)
 
:hysterical

This vegetarian loved it, too.

(And I'm wondering why allenwynne is digging up all those old threads today. In internet slang that type of behaviour is called necromancy, like in: bringing a long dead thread back to life; and necromancy is forbidden according to Deuteronomy 18:10,11 :D)
 
:hysterical

This vegetarian loved it, too.

(And I'm wondering why allenwynne is digging up all those old threads today. In internet slang that type of behaviour is called necromancy, like in: bringing a long dead thread back to life; and necromancy is forbidden according to Deuteronomy 18:10,11 :D)

:o :tongue OH, but wait! There's hope!

anatasia = resurrection

Matthew 27:53
And came out of the graves after His resurrection, and went into the holy city, and appeared unto many.

Blessings Claudya, intelligence hasn't dulled your sense of humor or your imagination, in the least.
 
Hm, I'm thinking ressurection only works within 3 days of death. This thread was dead one and a half years. That was clearly a case of necromancy. I bet it smells funny and wants to eat braiiiins! :D

Blessings to you as well! Thank you for your kind words!
 
Rise from the dead oh thread, rise from the dead.
Come back to life.
Let Claudia and others laugh and be filled with the clean healthy joy of heaven.

Actually, the thread was never dead.
It was never listed under closed threads.
Now if I could bring one of those back to life....hmmm... let me try one of my old roman catholic threads and see what happens.
 
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