Well, my kids like it. And you know how picky kids can be!
It's this simple:
1. Make a white sauce (cream gravy.)
2. Grate some Spam into it.
3. Grate some boiled eggs into it.
4. Add some salt & pepper.
5. Stir it up.
6. Pour it on toast.
Looks like puke, tastes like yum! lol