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Funny old sayings...

Blake

Blake

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Because some of y'all ain't got the sense that God gave a goose. You're a few crayons short of a box but, bless your hearts, I love ya anyways.

But really though, share some funny old sayings. I'd love to hear and share some.
 
My Mom always says, "oh heavens to mergatroy!" To this day I still have no idea what that means or if I'm spelling it correctly! Lol
 
There are some that would say I am "dumber than a bag of hammers but I "don't pay them no never mind", and let what they say roll off of me "like water off a duck's back"

Bless their heart
 
Don't mind me. Sometimes I don't know whether to check my butt or scratch my watch. I don't mean no harm, so don't pitch a hissy fit. I'm just cranky from being hungry... I could eat the north bound side of a south bound pole cat. Just kidding. I'm happy as a coon in a trash can. I'd have more to share but I'm busier than a three-legged cat in a sandbox so I gotta go. I won't let the door hit me where the good Lord split me.
 
Gun control is being able to hit your target.
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Lol.Murphys law of combat.25 when the pin is pulled mr.grenade isn't your friend. Friendly fire isnt
 
If you feed a hungry man with a fish, you feed him for a day.
If you teach a man to fish? You feed him for a lifetime.
If you hit a man with a fish to his fish-face? You might, you just might, get to watch a fish-fight break out that could last for days and that could be the funniest thing your eyes have never seen(!) And, if you're lucky, the man with the fish-faces' wife, yes, his fishwife, might join in too! Now that would be a HOOT!

Or, here's another:
It's like my pappy always never used to say, "You can't lead a donkey to water, but you CAN make him drink," he would then wait for the first hint of bemused befuddlement to appear on your face before continuing, "Just grab your 2 x 4 and smack him right between the eyes, for everybody knows; you first has-ta git its attention.
 
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