Funny old sayings...

[Blake]

Because some of y'all ain't got the sense that God gave a goose. You're a few crayons short of a box but, bless your hearts, I love ya anyways.

But really though, share some funny old sayings. I'd love to hear and share some.

 

[Rob Cuse]

My Mom always says, "oh heavens to mergatroy!" To this day I still have no idea what that means or if I'm spelling it correctly! Lol

 

[Eugene]

My Mom always says, "oh heavens to mergatroy!" To this day I still have no idea what that means or if I'm spelling it correctly! Lol

Heavens to Mergatroyd seems to be a change from the Heavens to Betsy.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snagglepuss

Snagglepuss -

 

[Rob Cuse]

Eugene I knew I heard that on TV before lol. Thanks

 

[jasonc]

lost in the sauce

 

[Knit-n-stitch]

There are some that would say I am "dumber than a bag of hammers but I "don't pay them no never mind", and let what they say roll off of me "like water off a duck's back"

Bless their heart

 

[Blake]

Don't mind me. Sometimes I don't know whether to check my butt or scratch my watch. I don't mean no harm, so don't pitch a hissy fit. I'm just cranky from being hungry... I could eat the north bound side of a south bound pole cat. Just kidding. I'm happy as a coon in a trash can. I'd have more to share but I'm busier than a three-legged cat in a sandbox so I gotta go. I won't let the door hit me where the good Lord split me.

 

[jasonc]

Ate up like a soup sandwich.

 

[Knit-n-stitch]

Ate up like a soup sandwich.

Haven't heard that one before.

I have a new saying! yay!

 

[Knit-n-stitch]

My Mom always says, "oh heavens to mergatroy!" To this day I still have no idea what that means or if I'm spelling it correctly! Lol

I haven't heard that in years, but we use to say it all the time.

 

[jasonc]

Haven't heard that one before.

I have a new saying! yay!

Military one.meaning he us really messed up.

 

[Edward]

Gun control is being able to hit your target.

 

[jasonc]

Lol.Murphys law of combat.25 when the pin is pulled mr.grenade isn't your friend. Friendly fire isnt

 

[Edward]

Life's 10% what it throws at you, and 90% how you react to it.

 

[Angel]

My Grandma says, "For Heaven's Sake" and "She's/He's something else!"

 

[reba]

go like 60.

 

[reba]

knee high to a grasshopper

 

[WIP]

Do grasshoppers have knees?

 

[jasonc]

Be 10% smarter then the piece of equipment you are using

 

[Sparkey]

If you feed a hungry man with a fish, you feed him for a day.
If you teach a man to fish? You feed him for a lifetime.
If you hit a man with a fish to his fish-face? You might, you just might, get to watch a fish-fight break out that could last for days and that could be the funniest thing your eyes have never seen(!) And, if you're lucky, the man with the fish-faces' wife, yes, his fishwife, might join in too! Now that would be a HOOT!

Or, here's another:
It's like my pappy always never used to say, "You can't lead a donkey to water, but you CAN make him drink," he would then wait for the first hint of bemused befuddlement to appear on your face before continuing, "Just grab your 2 x 4 and smack him right between the eyes, for everybody knows; you first has-ta git its attention.