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Funny old sayings...

nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs....... grinning like a mule eating briers..........UFTA ......... pert near ....
fair to middlin .......... not nary one...........You know that white stuff on top of chicken poo? That's chicken poo too!
 
Ph8th said:
nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs....... grinning like a mule eating briers..........UFTA ......... pert near ....
fair to middlin .......... not nary one...........You know that white stuff on top of chicken poo? That's chicken poo too!
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pert near, fair to middlin and not nary one use to be a normal part of my speech. :yes
 
One my uncle would use. "Nothing is a blade-less knife without a handle."

Another one a high school teacher used that I still use today. "Common sense is not so common!"
 
What about all those little "work a rounds" as an excuse for using the Lords name in vain such as "Geepiss Creepers" and Oh my "Gosh" ! .Or am I being a little too narrow ?
 
I got to change one of mothers sayings.

Live and learn. Die and forget it all.
Became
Live and learn. Share what you learn before you die.

eddif
 
Lickity split...............Runnin like a scalded dawg ..........Prettier Than a Speckled Pup in Springtime... lower than a snakes belly in a wagon rut .............. sweeter than sugar..... grinning like a possum.... dead as a door nail.... higher than a kite.....mean as a snake ............. piousness as a viper ....... early bird gets the worm.....curiosity killed the cat....sneaky as a mouse......let a dead dog lie....... don't kick a dead horse....
 
Not playing with a full deck ............. a few fries short of a happy meal.......... elevator does not go the top floor.... "stupid is as stupid does.....like two peas in a pod...... life is like a box of chocOlates" <<<<<<<<<< Forest Gump
 
Well...I ain't never!
If''en that don't beat all you ever saw

At least I don't say "winder" for window anymore, but I do have problems with the 'i' sound, niiiice (nice), riiice (rice) :erm
 
Knit-n-stitch said:
Well...I ain't never!
If''en that don't beat all you ever saw

At least I don't say "winder" for window anymore, but I do have problems with the 'i' sound, niiiice (nice), riiice (rice) :erm
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now your talking .............makes me no never mind ......she's the cats meow..........Id lose my head if it won't attached
 
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