Funny old sayings...

[Ph8th]

nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs....... grinning like a mule eating briers..........UFTA ......... pert near ....
fair to middlin .......... not nary one...........You know that white stuff on top of chicken poo? That's chicken poo too!

 

[Knit-n-stitch]

nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs....... grinning like a mule eating briers..........UFTA ......... pert near ....
fair to middlin .......... not nary one...........You know that white stuff on top of chicken poo? That's chicken poo too!

pert near, fair to middlin and not nary one use to be a normal part of my speech.

 

[Ph8th]

pert near, fair to middlin and not nary one use to be a normal part of my speech.

Still are for me

 

[WIP]

One my uncle would use. "Nothing is a blade-less knife without a handle."

Another one a high school teacher used that I still use today. "Common sense is not so common!"

 

[WIP]

Nervous as a cat on a hot tin roof.

 

[Tony Hyman]

What about all those little "work a rounds" as an excuse for using the Lords name in vain such as "Geepiss Creepers" and Oh my "Gosh" ! .Or am I being a little too narrow ?

 

[brother Paul]

My Mom always says, "oh heavens to mergatroy!" To this day I still have no idea what that means or if I'm spelling it correctly! Lol

What goes around comes around...

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush....

 

[eddif]

I got to change one of mothers sayings.

Live and learn. Die and forget it all.
Became
Live and learn. Share what you learn before you die.

eddif

 

[WIP]

One I've used a time or two, "Killing two birds with one stone."

 

[jasonc]

useless a breasts on a pig.

 

[eddif]

useless a breasts on a pig.

Bore hog?

eddif

 

[jasonc]

Bore hog?

eddif

Lol. Tits on a bore hog yes

 

[WIP]

Probably not the nicest but "Dumb as a box of rocks."

 

[jasonc]

keep it simple, stupid aka the kiss acronym

 

[Ph8th]

Lickity split...............Runnin like a scalded dawg ..........Prettier Than a Speckled Pup in Springtime... lower than a snakes belly in a wagon rut .............. sweeter than sugar..... grinning like a possum.... dead as a door nail.... higher than a kite.....mean as a snake ............. piousness as a viper ....... early bird gets the worm.....curiosity killed the cat....sneaky as a mouse......let a dead dog lie....... don't kick a dead horse....

 

[Edward]

A dull knife'll cut you faster than a sharp one.

 

[Ph8th]

Not playing with a full deck ............. a few fries short of a happy meal.......... elevator does not go the top floor.... "stupid is as stupid does.....like two peas in a pod...... life is like a box of chocOlates" <<<<<<<<<< Forest Gump

 

[Knit-n-stitch]

Well...I ain't never!
If''en that don't beat all you ever saw

At least I don't say "winder" for window anymore, but I do have problems with the 'i' sound, niiiice (nice), riiice (rice)

 

[Ph8th]

Well...I ain't never!
If''en that don't beat all you ever saw

At least I don't say "winder" for window anymore, but I do have problems with the 'i' sound, niiiice (nice), riiice (rice)

now your talking .............makes me no never mind ......she's the cats meow..........Id lose my head if it won't attached

 

[Edward]

That one fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down...