Funny old sayings...

[jasonc]

That one fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down...

Lol

 

[Willie T]

You can please some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time... and those are pretty good odds.

 

[Corn Pop]

If your wife pulls a knife on you in an argument give her some bread and mayo, her woman instinct will kick in and she will make you a sandwich.

 

[Edward]

If your wife pulls a knife on you in an argument give her some bread and mayo, her woman instinct will kick in and she will make you a sandwich.

I never heard this one before. I like it. I'll remember this one, lol.

 

[Edward]

Don't try to understand women. Women understand women...and they hate each other.

 

[jasonc]

A woman is never wrong,but a man is never right.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Military one.meaning he us really messed up.

'Ate up', yeah I remember that.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

useless a breasts on a pig.

Doesn't that go, 'useless as ti...."

never mind.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Well...I ain't never!
If''en that don't beat all you ever saw

At least I don't say "winder" for window anymore, but I do have problems with the 'i' sound, niiiice (nice), riiice (rice) :erm

Do you say 'vulle' for 'ville', like in 'Louisville'?
Do you say 'yella' for 'yellow'?

 

[jasonc]

ya cant squeeze juice from a turnip

 

[Jethro Bodine]

If your wife pulls a knife on you in an argument give her some bread and mayo, her woman instinct will kick in and she will make you a sandwich.

My wife hates to cook. I'm dead meat.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

ya cant squeeze juice from a turnip

Isn't it 'blood from a turnip'?

 

[jasonc]

Isn't it 'blood from a turnip'?

yes.lol

 

[Jethro Bodine]

What about all those little "work a rounds" as an excuse for using the Lords name in vain such as "Geepiss Creepers" and Oh my "Gosh" ! .Or am I being a little too narrow ?

Dagnabbit! Why didn't I think of those?

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Lol. Tits on a bore hog yes

Teets!
Teets, for corns sake, jasonc!

 

[Jethro Bodine]

"Friends don't let friends drive"

Gus (Rick Ducommun) 'Ground Hog Day'

 

[jasonc]

"Friends don't let friends drive"

Gus (Rick Ducommun) 'Ground Hog Day'

Friends don't let friends drive Chevrolets,read the niv,listen to Rachel Maddow ..

 

[Edward]

If a woman b*****s (complains) in the woods, and there's no man there to hear, is she still right?

 

[jasonc]

If a woman b*****s (complains) in the woods, and there's no man there to hear, is she still right?

Lol does male bears count?

 

[Edward]

Real friends help you hide the bodies.