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God's Eternal Law and The Law of Moses

Did you just tell me to shut up?
Who do you think you are?
I'm reporting you immediately...
Just wait.
And don't ever speak to me like that again.
:hips
JUST KIDDING...

(just in case there's a new mod out there)
 
whatcha talkin about?
Wrigley knows what I'm talking about.
You know, horsepower.
Like American cars have say...225 horsepower.
It would take 225 horses to pull that "car" you own.

I call it a tank, but what do I know?
 
Was thinking it would be nice to go into space or go to NZ
Of course, if you did decide to go into space,
you could see the WHOLE EARTH all in one time.
And then NEVER go on vacation again.
What would be left to see???
 
Of course, if you did decide to go into space,
you could see the WHOLE EARTH all in one time.
And then NEVER go on vacation again.
What would be left to see???
how can someone see the whole world all at once no matter what they do?
You must be agreeing we have a flat Earth.
 
the last time you spoke this way to me I got banned
you better try to reword yourself
You know,
Don't dust the house today,
if you could put it off till tomorrow.
Better?

TEN COMMANDMENTS OF THE LAZY

1. YOU'RE BORN TIRED AND YOU LIVE TO RELAX.


2. YOU LOVE YOUR BED LIKE YOU LOVE YOUR BODY.


3. IF YOU SEE SOMEONE RELAXING, HELP.

4. WORK IS SACRED, DON'T TOUCH IT!!


5. RELAX BY DAY, SO YOU CAN SLEEP AT NIGHT.


6. WHAT YOU CAN DO TOMORROW, DON'T DO TODAY.


7. WORK THE LEAST YOU CAN, WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO,

LET SOMEONE ELSE DO IT.


8. CALM DOWN, NO BODY EVER DIED FROM RELAXING.


9. WHEN YOU GET THE URGE TO WORK, SIT DOWN


AND WAIT UNTIL IT PASSES.


10. IF WORK IS HEALTHY, LET THE SICK DO IT!
 
how can someone see the whole world all at once no matter what they do?
You must be agreeing we have a flat Earth.
Of course it's flat.
Doesn't Genesis speak of something being above us and something being below us?
Above
Below
We're in the middle...
 
Of course it's flat.
Doesn't Genesis speak of something being above us and something being below us?
Above
Below
We're in the middle...
I sure hope serious type persons are not reading this thread...
 
Of course it's flat.
Doesn't Genesis speak of something being above us and something being below us?
Above
Below
We're in the middle...
Yes, we are in the middle being tugged on in all directions.
But Jesus holds us all together.
Praise the Lord!
I think in Hebrew that's Hallelujah!
 
OK, finally made it to the end and you guys are sooooooooooo crazy and I love it :confused2, but Allen, maybe a little :screwloose2, but don't tell anyone :biggrin
 
You know,
Don't dust the house today,
if you could put it off till tomorrow.
Better?

TEN COMMANDMENTS OF THE LAZY

1. YOU'RE BORN TIRED AND YOU LIVE TO RELAX.


2. YOU LOVE YOUR BED LIKE YOU LOVE YOUR BODY.


3. IF YOU SEE SOMEONE RELAXING, HELP.

4. WORK IS SACRED, DON'T TOUCH IT!!


5. RELAX BY DAY, SO YOU CAN SLEEP AT NIGHT.


6. WHAT YOU CAN DO TOMORROW, DON'T DO TODAY.


7. WORK THE LEAST YOU CAN, WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO,

LET SOMEONE ELSE DO IT.


8. CALM DOWN, NO BODY EVER DIED FROM RELAXING.


9. WHEN YOU GET THE URGE TO WORK, SIT DOWN


AND WAIT UNTIL IT PASSES.


10. IF WORK IS HEALTHY, LET THE SICK DO IT!

"If you see someone relaxing, clap your hands".......
 
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