i am a cow, ask me a question

[KevinK]

Yes we do but they go by a different name. Humans refer to our souls as steak.

I had a nice New York soul just yesterday.

 

[Papyrus_dust]

it is so obvious that dogs should be replaced by cows, we are so easy, just pour us our daily dose of 30 gallons of water a day and 100 pounds of hay and corn silage and we are happy

You sir have clearly never considered the size of the calf house training papers needed by those who follow that model.

Filet mignon soul, medium rare, blackened, with a side of creamy horseradish sauce. Yes, she brought horses into this discussion. And?

 

[Creative]

You sir have clearly never considered the size of the calf house training papers needed by those who follow that model

a 1000lb cow produces 20000 lbs of manure a year.(10 tons).

 

[Corn Pop]

a 1000lb cow produces 20000 lbs of manure a year.(10 tons).

Because cows are lazy, all they do is eat grass and poo.

 

[Creative]

Because cows are lazy, all they do is eat grass and poo.

that is not true we sit down 14 times a day which means we have to stand up 14 more times a day, i also have to get milked twice a day with a ten gallon quota and that farmer has the channel turned on to country ! try chewing your cud to that garbage

 

[antipasta]

Are you from Bashan?

 

[KevinK]

Are you from Bashan?

From Wikipedia (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bashan): "Bashan is a biblical place first mentioned in Numbers 21:33, where Og the king of Bashan came out against the Israelites at the time of their entrance into the Promised Land, but was utterly routed."

Could they have meant "udderly"?

 

[brujaq]

a 1000lb cow produces 20000 lbs of manure a year.(10 tons).

How many gallons of gas do you get from a bail of hay ?

 

[Wrg1405]

Are you a fat cow?

 

[Apousía]

When you jumped over the moon, why didn't you drift off into deep space ?

 

[Creative]

When you jumped over the moon, why didn't you drift off into deep space ?

the milky way is fenced in with barbed wire

 

[Creative]

Are you a fat cow?

no, I only weigh 900 lbs

 

[jasonc]

Lol

 

[Wrg1405]

no, I only weigh 900 lbs

 

[KevinK]

the milky way is fenced in with barbed wire

Admit it...you were saved by the Force (those who have seen The Last Jedi will get this reference).

 

[gr8fulwoman]

Seen any good "moo"vies lately?

 

[Creative]

Seen any good "moo"vies lately?

Apocolypse Cow

 

[reba]

I love stupid stuff

 

[Creative]

a cow, a pig, and a chicken walk into a Bar B Que... the end.

 

[Mike]

Funniest thread title of 2017! Sandbagging with this ace in the pocket for the first 11+ months.