I know Sister. But the advantage of the forums is that we can get many points of view from all different denominations and try to work out what is the truth between us. It's very exciting to have all denominations together I think. Very edifying for the Body as a whole.
Plus not being grouped together face to face means that we don't feel bound to please or agree with eachother on all issues of the faith. A great way to debate.
My point is if you can enjoy a VERY unorthodox setting like this, you might be surprised by actually enjoying a more orthodox setting of a Bible based church. It has been my experience living in Asia when you can actually gather enough foreign Believers together they generally all come from all different denominations from all over the world so the churches are usually called "international churches" because there simply is not one predominant denomination or church culture represented in the group. So you sort of get an experience like this minus the atheists and muslims. However, I understand there is no church around you so it is useless to push you to go to church when there is literally no where to go. I just wanted to point out that you might enjoy the experince more than you think if an opportunity were to present itself.