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On second thoughts that's not funny.
And I'm a Christian.
And I certainly don't want to be fed to the lions.
 

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Nor the Sharks. Imagine seeing a shark bite off your leg.

"Hey mister. That's my leg. Cut it out. That's very rude. If anything I should be eating you. But I don't like shark. Especially uncooked.
Now please give my leg back , will you?"
 

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Sharks kill at least one person a year in Australia. They should be on a serial killer documentary.
I never swim in deep ocean any more.
 

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Was Sammy the Shark traumatised by an awful childhood, or was he born to kill? That's the question.
 

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But seriously, ....being eaten alive...is beyond horror. Torn to shreds. Those early Christians ........what courage they had to face those hungry lions.
 

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Hey Tessa
Did you hear this video to the old guy in England?
Thank you so much Humble. I hadn"t seen it. Dear captain Tom. He died a couple of days ago, 100 years old. Tom did a sponsored walk fie the NHS during COVID. He collected a lot of money for them. He recently caught the virus himself and died if pneunonia. He was a hero.
 

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A) You are a good Christian. What's your secret. Do you pray much?
B). Absolutely
A) And what about sin ? Do you sin much?
B) Absolutely
A) Daily?
B) Absolutely?
A)So Jesus is really God?
B) Absolutely
A) And you are off to Heaven after all this?
B) Absolutely
A) Is the Pope a Catholic?
B) Absolutely
A) Did you go to Confession this week?
B) Absolution
 

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But you notice when some sports people are interviewed. They want to give off a positive vibe. So they answer "absolutely" to many questions.
They don't want to create doubt in the viewers mind. And answering "absolutely" makes them sound cheerful, agreeable and easygoing. Which is probably the opposite of how they really feel.
 

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Hey I'm new to this daily mask thing.
It gets old very quickly.
I want a better quality one. More comfortable. Made of micro fibre perhaps.
 

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What must I do to be shaved ?
I need a shave actually. Sometimes I wish my whole body was shaved.
 

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Mary Trump , niece of Donald, to release new book.
"How Donald turned America into a macro version of my malignantly dysfunctional family".
 

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I found when I gave up going to Church, all interest in Christ and Christianity, I started to backslide morally.
I need structure. I need a weekly reminder of what is most important in my life.
You have to believe in something much greater than ourselves. Believing in science is like believing in man's intelligence. I prefer to worship the one who gave them that intelligence .
 
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