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Misquote The Previous User thread... Take 2

element80 said:
That's such a flame, it should have consumed an entire homeless shelter
So you're the one who burned down that homeless shelter in Sheboigan? Shame on you!
 
WiLdAtHeArT said:
So you had fun burning down that homeless shelter in Sheboigan? Props to you!

I think you are both a little on the mental side. How sick!
 
Eve777 said:
Will you awake on the other side dressed in a Heavenly sash worshipping the Lord with the angels, for goodness sake?

I hope to, praise God. But what I really want to know is what shoes to wear. Don't want to clash with my Heavenly sash.
 
WiLdAtHeArT said:
I hope to, praise destiny. But what I really want to know is how did she get so smart.
Thanks for the compliment Wild, you're going to give me the big head :-D
 
destiny said:
I gave you a lot of money, oh this isn't fair!

I'll float ya a few. :-)

My cat is on the pillow behind me snoring. ROFL she's such a princess girl cat.
 
nuhmmie said:
I'll float ya a dew. :-)

I sat on the pillow behind me and she's such a princess.

What did you stuff in that pillow case?
 
Brutus/HisCatalyst said:
my pillowcase is stuffed with ramon noodles, string cheese, and pepsi.
No wonder you get charley horses in your neck!
 
The sucking sound made me wince but no harm in the end.


Help, I'm being held prisoner in a Chinese fortune cookie factory!


I'll just put this message in a cookie,,someone will read it and help...
 
Eve777 said:
Help, I'm being held prisoner in Brutus's cookie torture factory!

I just eat more cookies, I need help...

You voluteered to test the Cookies, no one is forcing you.
 
Brutus/HisCatalyst said:
You commondeered the test Cookies, obi one the force is with you.

worm hole technology can be quite unstable, I'd say.
 
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