Misquote The Previous User thread... Take 2

[Blazin Bones]

Yeah! That was the cook that poisoned my food. :smt062

Why would a cook do a thing like that?

 

[McQuacks]

Why would a crook want anything to do with a hat?

Uh, to steal it perhaps?
-McQ 8-)

 

[Blazin Bones]

Ha, I stole that pair of caps!

Haven't you read what the Bible says about strealing? :-?

 

[Ajax 777]

Haven't you lead what the Bible says about squealing? :-?

Hmm....I'm guessing, "Do not cast your pearls before swine. They will only trample them underfoot."

 

[cly]

Hmm....I'm guessing, "Do not cast your banana peals before walkers. They will only slip on them if they are underfoot."

Interesting...where's that verse at again?

 

[Ajax 777]

"Hmm....I'm guessing, "Do not cast your banana peals before walkers. They will only slip on them if they are underfoot."

 

[Blazin Bones]

Interesting...where's that herst at again?

Are you trying to say that someone died while slipping on a banana peal? :o

 

[itoldyounoalready]

Interesting...where's that herst at again?

Are you trying to say that someone cried while sleeping in a movie reel? :o

Must have been Titanic

 

[Ajax 777]

Must have seen Titanic

Why, yes. Yes, I certainly did. Many times over.

Is time up, or are we out of it already? :roll:

 

[itoldyounoalready]

Must have seen Titanic

Why, yes. Yes, I certainly did. Many times over.

are you really out of it already? :roll:

No, no , no my name is I told you no already

 

[Blazin Bones]

No, no , no I told you his name already!

I don't recall asking for his name?

 

[Ajax 777]

I don't recoil from asking in His name?

....Good, good, now.....what to ask FOR, I wonder? :angel:

 

[itoldyounoalready]

I don't recoil from asking in His name?

....Good, good, now.....what if I was FOUR, I wonder? :angel:

Well, you'd probably wouldn't be on this board now would you?

 

[Ajax 777]

Well, you'd probably wouldn't be this bored now would you?

....Uh.....erm, no. No, probably not. :

Did I have a point? If so, can anyone tell me what it was?

 

[itoldyounoalready]

Well, you'd probably wouldn't be this bored now would you?

....Uh.....erm, no. No, probably not. :

Did I have a dollar? If so, can anyone tell me where it was?

How would we know where it was?

 

[Ajax 777]

How would we? No! Where was it?

....Uh.....I think I'll be running now.... :o

 

[cly]

....Uh.....I think I'll be punning now.... :o

I don't see a pun...

 

[Ajax 777]

I don't see a pen...

Yeah, well, where is it written that we have any pens left?!

 

[itoldyounoalready]

I don't see a pen...

Yeah, well, where is it written that we have any pets left?!

You own a pet store

 

[Ajax 777]

You owe petty thieves

Hm....yes, and I wonder if they'll ever understand just WHOM it is that plans to reward them.... : :o :