Misquote The Previous User thread... Take 2

[Entropic_Prodigy]

What do you guys think of a monkey for a mascot?

Like I said before, my hair tastes like taco pudding. :verysick

Oh what flavor!

That's not half as wonderful as the doc I intern for comparing the mass she pulled out of a sebaceous cyst to the feta cheese in her lunch. :D

 

[Blazin Bones]

That's only half as disgusting as the President campaigning for tuna and jalepeno's to be served with feta cheese in every lunch. :D

Did I miss that new bill? That Is gross!

 

[Spiffy]

Did I miss something?

You miss most everything

 

[Caroline H]

I miss heavy lifting

Why? Are you a female body builder?

 

[Spiffy]

Why?

What are you talking about?

 

[Blazin Bones]

What if the Hokey Pokey is what it is all about?

Branching off into Philosophy?

 

[Spiffy]

I'm going to be branching off into the unknown?

Oh, are you going to be leaving your computer now?

 

[MISFIT]

I'm going to be branching off into the unknown?

Oh, are you going to be leaving your parents basement now?

Took you a while I left years ago.

 

[Caroline H]

Took me a while to control my ego.

Hey, don't stress it...

 

[Spiffy]

Don't stress...Don't stress...Don't stress...Don't stress..Don't stress...Don't stress...Don't stress..Don't stress

How's the chanting working for you?

 

[Entropic_Prodigy]

Don't stress...Don't stress...Don't stress...Don't stress..Don't stress...Don't stress...Don't stress..Don't stress.

This mantra just isn't working for me; however, the headbanging and all-over body itching IS making the other voices in my head shut up.

Can your voices talk to my voices and tell them it's time to go to bed?

 

[Blazin Bones]

Can you talk to the voices in my head and tell them I'm Dead?

Do you really want to convince yourself of your own death?

 

[Spiffy]

Do you really want me to convince you that you're better than I am?

Sure.

 

[MISFIT]

Do you really want me to convince you that you're better than Al Gore?

I invented the Internet, not him.

This is getting weird.

 

[Entropic_Prodigy]

Do you really want me to convince you that Arnold Schwarzenegger is better than Al Gore?

They're both cyborgs.

I'll be back.

You're both Terminated.

 

[MISFIT]

You're both great :yes .

Why thank you

 

[Spiffy]

Why should I thank you?

MISFIT!! That's rude! :rolling

 

[MISFIT]

MISFIT!! We all LOVE MISFIT! :yes

That makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

 

[Spiffy]

My head feels fuzzy inside.

Too much Star Wars?

 

[Entropic_Prodigy]

My head feels fuzzy inside.

Too much Sarcasm?

Looks like the anti-drug isn't working out very well for you.