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new funny???

I can't I was born in layton Utah, I've nevr even sen Canada.

The next person must take me to Canada.
 
I can't because the only one I can find has a tear in it.




The next person must bring me something to fix the tear.
 
I can't because Billy May's uses so much hair gel he can use his hair as a shield.

The next person needs to get me a blow torch.
 
I can't because I don't dress Goth any more so I don't have any make-up.

The next person must buy some make-up.
 
I can for I'm out of cash.

The next person must give me a loan.
 
I can't because I'm not assertive. the next person must make me loose weight.
 
I can't because I not a wizard.

The next person must get me into Hogwarts.
 
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