Beetow
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COMPLAINT: I am very envious of those people in the Old Testament; to the point
of hatred because God took a special interest in people like Noah, Abraham, Hagar,
Isaac, Jacob, Ruth, Samson, et al, but not me, no; I'm marginalized in a haze of
uncertainty about my afterlife.
REPLY: Actually, that was yours truly at one time before discovering that God was
thinking of me when Jesus went to the cross for the sins of not just part of the
world rather, all of the world. I was definitely on His guest list and so are you.
● Isa 53:6 . .We all, like sheep, have gone astray-- each of us has turned to his
own way; and The Lord has laid on him the iniquity of us all.
Now all you have to do is RSVP, out loud or under your breath, and let God know,
in your own words, you have yet to live up to His standards and likely never will.
Then, tell God you'd like to take advantage of His son's crucifixion to protect
yourself from retribution.
* Don't be reluctant to do as I say because God and His son have gone to a lot of
trouble and inconvenience to set this up and we do not want to disappoint them like
those silly morons who talked their way out of the banquet per Luke 14:16-24.
POP CLOCK UPDATE: 237 days have transpired since beginning the thread. If the
figures in post No.1 are within reason, then something like 18,190,224 new arrivals
have checked into the fiery sector of Hades since Dec 15, 2024.
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COMPLAINT: I am very envious of those people in the Old Testament; to the point
of hatred because God took a special interest in people like Noah, Abraham, Hagar,
Isaac, Jacob, Ruth, Samson, et al, but not me, no; I'm marginalized in a haze of
uncertainty about my afterlife.
REPLY: Actually, that was yours truly at one time before discovering that God was
thinking of me when Jesus went to the cross for the sins of not just part of the
world rather, all of the world. I was definitely on His guest list and so are you.
● Isa 53:6 . .We all, like sheep, have gone astray-- each of us has turned to his
own way; and The Lord has laid on him the iniquity of us all.
Now all you have to do is RSVP, out loud or under your breath, and let God know,
in your own words, you have yet to live up to His standards and likely never will.
Then, tell God you'd like to take advantage of His son's crucifixion to protect
yourself from retribution.
* Don't be reluctant to do as I say because God and His son have gone to a lot of
trouble and inconvenience to set this up and we do not want to disappoint them like
those silly morons who talked their way out of the banquet per Luke 14:16-24.
POP CLOCK UPDATE: 237 days have transpired since beginning the thread. If the
figures in post No.1 are within reason, then something like 18,190,224 new arrivals
have checked into the fiery sector of Hades since Dec 15, 2024.
_
