Pick on Rollo week

[Wrg1405]

I’d explain it to you, but I don’t have any crayons with me.

 

[Wrg1405]

You’re a person of rare intelligence. It’s rare when you show any.

 

[Wrg1405]

You bring everyone a lot of joy, when you leave the room.

 

[Wrg1405]

You have the face of a saint. Saint Bernard, that is.

 

[Wrg1405]

All day I thought of you. I was at the zoo.

 

[Wrg1405]

I heard that you were a lady killer. They take one look at you and die of shock.

 

[Wrg1405]

The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a fish!

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Rick Scott after seeing this has asked the legislature to act.

Who's Rick Scott?

 

[Wrg1405]

Who's Rick Scott?

I assume he is the son of Mr & Mrs Scott

 

[jasonc]

Who's Rick Scott?

Governor of Florida.

 

[GodsGrace]

dirtfarmer here

Is that Rollo's impression of Mr. Potato Head, you know, like when you stick body parts on a tater?

In Georgia people put body parts on potatoes?
That's a bit weird
Even for me...

 

[Mike]

So far, the front-runner is...

Uh.....those aren't his socks.

Thank you for not explaining this when wondering asked. Shame on you, girl! Let that gold shine!! This had me wiping Diet Coke off my keyboard!

 

[dirtfarmer]

In Georgia people put body parts on potatoes?
That's a bit weird
Even for me...

hello wondering, dirtfarmer here

You know, we don't want the eyes of the tater to be lonely.

 

[GodsGrace]

hello wondering, dirtfarmer here

You know, we don't want the eyes of the tater to be lonely.

In Georgia potatoes grow with eyes?
I'd move if I were you!
Sounds like a strange place.

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

I assume he is the son of Mr & Mrs Scott

Excuse me Wrigley, but did you know that was Mr. Bodine you just addressed?

 

[dirtfarmer]

In Georgia potatoes grow with eyes?
I'd move if I were you!
Sounds like a strange place.

hello wondering, dirtfarmer here

It is strange place. We drink iced tea with sugar already in it. We even eat black-eyed peas. We even have our own words like Ya'll. Where would I move to that has sweet tea, black-eyed peas and corn bread with buttermilk? Once "Ya'll" get use to those things it hard to give them up. Oh yeah, we still say ma'am here and open car doors for the Belles. Strange indeed!!!

Ya'll have a good nite, now.

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

Good morning, I think we can see after two days that most people on this forum are afraid of Rollo Tamasi.
I don't know why?
I'm really just a jolly chap.
And I love all those A&T writers who are afraid to come into the Lounge once in a while
And all those political people who don't see the value of relieving some of their stress and placing it square on the shoulders of Rollo Tamasi.
I hope some of you weak hitters will come back with more than what you've shown, but if this is it, then so be it.

You all got 5 days left.
I hope you all still have some enjoyment left in it.
Love, Rollo.

 

[Wrg1405]

Whose afraid of the big bad wolf?
The big bad wolf?
The big bad wolf?
Whose afraid of the big bad wolf?

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[GodsGrace]

hello wondering, dirtfarmer here

It is strange place. We drink iced tea with sugar already in it. We even eat black-eyed peas. We even have our own words like Ya'll. Where would I move to that has sweet tea, black-eyed peas and corn bread with buttermilk? Once "Ya'll" get use to those things it hard to give them up. Oh yeah, we still say ma'am here and open car doors for the Belles. Strange indeed!!!

Ya'll have a good nite, now.

Dirtfarmer,
Where I come from we also drink iced tea in the summer, with sugar already in it.
We eat black-eyed peas and also other colors, like red kidney beans.
We even have our own words that only we in my town know and no one else.
We eat blood sausage, crushed pig's fat, tripe and other disgusting things that we love.
I'd miss them all too.
We also say the word "ma'am" but not quite in that way and, for now, women are still somewhat respected (but we are losing that thanks to the new generation).
Ya'll is definitely only for the South.
The South is where I'd move.

So where do you think I live?

Wondering

 

[GodsGrace]

We'll get back to insulting Rollo right after this slight detour.
Have you ever seen Rollo when one of his threads gets derailed??
it ain't a purdy sight: