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Why did I wake in the middle of the night?
Did all this talk about leopard intestine make me hungry? :eeeekkk
 
Snoring? Oh, wasn't that an earthquake? Didn't it register on the Richter Scale?
Could it have been an invading horde of huns?
 
Can anyone get one over on you? Why would I even try?
How many posts did you have to make before you became a "Master member"?
Do I sound jealous?
What comes after "Master"? Huh?
 
:chin Can anyone get one over on you? Why would I even try?
:shrug Can anyone get away with kidding you? Why would anyone try?

Can you answer a single question without asking another question?
Well, can you?
 
Why do my children say I'm older than DIRT ??
What does that mean anyway? Can you excuse me, I'll go over the the "Christianity an Science Forum," to ask them, okay?
 
Why do our parents say we are younger than DIRT ??
What does that mean anyway? Can you excuse me, I'll go over the the "Christianity and Science Forum," to ask them, okay?
 
Who was that guy that said that all mankind was made from dust (dirt)?
Were my kinds implying that I was dust and unto dust I would return?
Would anyone believe they were so profound?

Was I wrong when I thought they were just saying I was really old?

Oh, and how could that "Science Forum" have 127 replies and different opinions so fast?
 
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