Questions Only

[Sparkey]

I've got an extra ticket to a play tomorrow, anybody want to go?

 

[modernnihilst]

what play?

 

[Sparkey]

Where is my memory? Was the name of the play, 48 hours?
Did the author only get 24 hours to write it, and the director and actors only get 24 hours to rehearse?

Would you like to pay the travel cost to Bellingham and I'll cover the admission?

 

[modernnihilst]

wheres Bellingham?

 

[Sparkey]

Is that a fair question? Why do people who live in Bellingham ask the same thing?

 

[modernnihilst]

what happens if a duck flys upside down?

 

[Sparkey]

Don't they have feathers?
Isn't there a punchline to a joke that replies something like, "They have a hairy quack-up"??

 

[modernnihilst]

why did you know the punchline?

 

[Sparkey]

Have I lived too many years or what?
have you heard the one about a chicken and a zebra that went into the bar?

 

[modernnihilst]

why should I have heard about the chicken and zebra in a bar?

 

[Sparkey]

why should I have heard about the chicken and zebra in a bar?

Would I believe you if you said you did? Didn't I just make that up?

 

[modernnihilst]

do you know how to calibrate a torque wrench?

 

[Sparkey]

So this zebra and chicken walk into a bar...
And the zebra says, "Bartender! My friend here is very thirsty. Do you have beer on tap?
The bartender, used to talking zebras quickly relplies, "Which came first, the chicken or the keg?"

Would you believe that I've been thinking about that all this time?
What is all this about torque wenches?

Aren't you afraid the women will hear you call them wenches?

 

[Tina]

Why am I confused?

 

[modernnihilst]

HUH?

 

[Tina]

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Is it better to be a terrorist or evangelist ? :armed



How to differentiate the two ?

 

[Sparkey]

Why do men (self included) think that all questions must be answered?
Is it a peculiarity of the gender?

 

[modernnihilst]

why do women complain if the toilet seat is left up?
do they not look before sitting down?

 

[Sparkey]

Would my solution of never lifting the seat be acceptable?

 

[modernnihilst]

would they complain about an occasional wet bottom?