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Where is my memory? Was the name of the play, 48 hours?
Did the author only get 24 hours to write it, and the director and actors only get 24 hours to rehearse?

Would you like to pay the travel cost to Bellingham and I'll cover the admission?
 
Don't they have feathers?
Isn't there a punchline to a joke that replies something like, "They have a hairy quack-up"??
 
Have I lived too many years or what?
have you heard the one about a chicken and a zebra that went into the bar?
 
So this zebra and chicken walk into a bar...
And the zebra says, "Bartender! My friend here is very thirsty. Do you have beer on tap?
The bartender, used to talking zebras quickly relplies, "Which came first, the chicken or the keg?"

Would you believe that I've been thinking about that all this time?
What is all this about torque wenches?

Aren't you afraid the women will hear you call them wenches?
 
Why do men (self included) think that all questions must be answered?
Is it a peculiarity of the gender?
 
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