Not mine, but a friend's - (our family friend). Mine could come soon.
Dude fled home, and began an untimely journey across the city. He went for a long time and was sudden attracted by a known voice.
A woman that manages a small canteen has called, and dude follows the voice.
Woman: 'Come on in! You look so tired.'
They exchanged greetings and dude reluctantly went inside.
Woman: 'Get seated! Do not bother, we have some food for you. Eat, and come back to life...you can then continue with your journey.'
Dude was so pleased. He sat down relaxed and was waiting for the food.
Woman: 'I know how much you like rice. I should add some meat to it, shouldn't I?'
Dude nodded with contempt.
Woman: 'I should add more meat?'
Dude was Uncertain. Woman voluntarily added more fat meat to her friend.
Food served, dude polished off the food. He rubbed his stomach and thanked the woman.
Dude: 'O thank you very much.'
Dude stood up to go and woman looked at him questioninly?
woman: 'You are living?'
Dude: 'Yep - sure.'
woman: 'Fine! And your bill is...'
Dude nearly fainted. He was very lucky he had some money in his pocket. The woman was full of tricks. Did dude ask for some food? No!
That was the end of the journey. Dude went home feeling cheated and persecuted.
He came home and told us how a woman made his day so miserable. I remember the amusement on his that day :D