states that dont allow you pump your own gas.

[Pard]

Jason

You ever consider why they are really in Floridar? It's because we kicked them out, since they like their clam chowder with tomatoes in it...

The thing about "going south for the winter" is an excuse so they do not have to hurt their pride and remember that they are not real New Englanders. So ya, we basically banish them to Floridar for half the year or we send them to Rhode Island...

 

[Mike]

Mike, it's "ought" not "aught".

Thanks for the correction.

We saw "bananar" in the northeast

Pard, it's "say" not "saw". ;)

 

[Pard]

Pard, it's "say" not "saw". ;)

And I quote

Thanks for the correction.

 

[jasoncran]

Jason

You ever consider why they are really in Floridar? It's because we kicked them out, since they like their clam chowder with tomatoes in it...

The thing about "going south for the winter" is an excuse so they do not have to hurt their pride and remember that they are not real New Englanders. So ya, we basically banish them to Floridar for half the year or we send them to Rhode Island...

no, that cold is hell on the joints. try having a hip replacement and or arthiritis when the cold hits. it a load of cun.

so i am told.

its 65 here what is there now?

 

[Pard]

40 something. I think they said we are gonna get a frost tonight, which would be sweet because last time we got a frost the first week of October we had snow on the ground before elections

 

[jasoncran]

i have to stretch a lot more when i run in that weather compared to when i was your age and i dont have arthritis.

 

[Pard]

I hear ya. It is very painful to move my hands in the cold. Still, I'd never trade the cold in for the warmth, it's just comforting. Kind of hard to explain. Tried explaining it to others and it just doesn't make sense unless you have lived here all your life.

 

[Nick]

I hear ya. It is very painful to move my hands in the cold. Still, I'd never trade the cold in for the warmth, it's just comforting. Kind of hard to explain. Tried explaining it to others and it just doesn't make sense unless you have lived here all your life.

Funny you should say that, as I hate the cold but love the warmth. Yay! Our 104 summer is coming up!

 

[Mike]

Funny you should say that, as I hate the cold but love the warmth. Yay! Our 104 summer is coming up!

Nick, that's one thing I learned from my trips to Brazil. You are wrong on so many levels in the southern hemisphere. You can't even get your seasons right! :D

 

[jasoncran]

Funny you should say that, as I hate the cold but love the warmth. Yay! Our 104 summer is coming up!

lovely , we get that even in winter.

i hate it when its that hot. i must work in the sun when i bust tires.

 

[Pard]

One of the best things about the northeast... we get 104 degree summers and -20 degree winters. With windchill the temp sometimes drops lower, like last year we had three days of -45.

Plus we actually have four seasons up here... There is a distinct Spring, Summer, Fall, and Winter.

But ya, the heat is terrible, no relief can be found except in an AC cranked down to 50 (and yes, they sell colder ACs in the north than in the south...).

 

[jasoncran]

One of the best things about the northeast... we get 104 degree summers and -20 degree winters. With windchill the temp sometimes drops lower, like last year we had three days of -45.

Plus we actually have four seasons up here... There is a distinct Spring, Summer, Fall, and Winter.

But ya, the heat is terrible, no relief can be found except in an AC cranked down to 50 (and yes, they sell colder ACs in the north than in the south...).

house or car? i can have adjusted the orifice tube with the adjustable clutch cycling switch to put out 26 degrees!

 

[Nick]

Nick, that's one thing I learned from my trips to Brazil. You are wrong on so many levels in the southern hemisphere. You can't even get your seasons right! :D

So you've lost on the spelling/grammar battle and now resort to attacking us on seasons?

 

[Mike]

So you've lost on the spelling/grammar battle and now resort to attacking us on seasons?

No, I haven't lost the grammar battle. You're "u"s don't have any place in "color", and we also win because we don't have obscure dogs for our avatars. :D

 

[Nick]

No, I haven't lost the grammar battle. You're "u"s don't have any place in "color", and we also win because we don't have obscure dogs for our avatars. :D

Well your overuse of "z" amazes me! I think you need to get to know my little friend "s" along with "u" a little better. You never know, you may even like them! :D

Obscure dogs? 2

 

[Pard]

The dog in Nick's avatar isn't obscure... Anyone who saw Seinfeld knows about dingos... they eat babies, don't ya know!

Nick, or use of "z" and our lack of "u" is called streamlining. It's an American thing. You wouldn't understand... You guys make those clunky Holdens. I've seen more streamline elephants...

 

[Nick]

The dog in Nick's avatar isn't obscure... Anyone who saw Seinfeld knows about dingos... they eat babies, don't ya know!

even though I joke about it, it's actually true.

 

[Mike]

Elaine - "Maybe the dingo aicha baby."

 

[Theofilus]

The number of consenants in the English language is a constant. Letters that go missing in one place will show up somewhere else. For example, every time someone in New Jersey pahks his cah, someone in Texas warshes his car or invests in orl wells.

 

[Pard]

People don't "pahk cahs" in New Joysee, they just leave the cars in drive. You see in Joysee they have become resigned to the fact that their cars will be stolen, so they might as well make it easy on the thieves.

Cah pakhin only goes on in Hahvahd yahd up in Bahstuhn, which is narly due east'a Worcester (proper pronunciation dictates that I need not spell Worcester phonetically, that and it is a regional secret).

'course ifay yar wanna have a wicked time yull pahk yar cah up ina Mainah, ayuh. Geta yaself a wicked big lobstah and wulf it down wit a side a tots, ayuh.