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The All New "Great Quotes" Thread!

You know there is not a man that stands at all prominent but what any fool
in the world can set afloat some bad tale against him.

Charles Spurgeon
 
Kindly do not attempt to cloud the issue with facts.

Mr. George Banks (David Tomlinson) in Mary Poppins
 
You better be nice to me. My Father runs the world.

-Gianna Jessen
 
"He needs to get out of Dodge. On the next plane."

Marshal Dillon, on Gunsmoke, in a collection of CBS bloopers.
 
LOVE is with you. He knows your name. He numbers the hairs on your head. He records the cares in your heart. Every morning, He's by your side. Every night, He watches over you as you sleep.There's never a moment you're not in His thoughts...never a day you're not in His care. "You're not on your own, "He whispers to your heart, "You'r...e forever my own."
Heart to Heart with Holley
holley.dayspring.com
 
The Kingdom of God is not a democracy. God never seeks re-election. There's no discussion and no deliberation, no referenda about which road to take. There's one right, one wrong, one absolute ruler.

-Reverend J.D. Liddel, in the movie Chariots of Fire., replying to the remark "A little liberalism can't hurt."

You can praise God by peeling a spud if you peel it to perfection.

Reverend J.D. Liddel, in the movie Chariots of Fire.
 
A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.
Dennis Miller
 
From around the universe:

"There will be no tomorrow for the Phillies."

The phighting Phillies phizzled.

The Phillies will watch the World Series the same way they watched the last out: without swinging a bat.

A stunned crowd watched as the Giants celebrated their victory--on the Phillies pitcher's mound.
 
There are only three sports: bullfighting, motor racing, and mountaineering; all the rest are merely games.
- Ernest Hemingway, 1899 - 1961
 
We are not built for ourselves, but for God. Not for service for God, but for God ||Oswald Chambers||
 
Children make the most desirable opponents in Scrabble as
they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

- Fran Lebowitz
 
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