The Blonde Pilot...

[reba]

The Blonde Pilot...

This is the story of a blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot.

The pilot has a heart attack and dies... She, frantic, calls out a May Day.

"May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead.

And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Oh my God, Please help me!"

She hears a voice over the radio saying:

"This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem.

'Now, just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine!
Now give me your height and position."


She says, "I'm 5'4" and I support Obama."


sigh …"O.K." says the quiet voice on the radio....

"Repeat after me: Our Father. . Who art in Heaven. . . .."

 

[Mike S]

"BlondeStar: Always On, Because You're Always Blonde"






[video=youtube;xXHmCQ-R5BA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=xXHmCQ-R5BA[/video]

 

[Pizzaguy]

Ok, Mark. THAT is going on Facebook.


Right now.

 

[jasoncran]

:eeeekkk

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

"BlondeStar: Always On, Because You're Always Blonde"



[video=youtube;xXHmCQ-R5BA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=xXHmCQ-R5BA[/video]

LOL!

This is fantastic!!!

 

[ardchoille]

Smart Blonde!

There was a blonde who was sitting next to a lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer was naturally bored, so he kept bugging the blonde to play a game of intelligence with him.

The blonde was reluctant, so the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds. He told her that every time she could not answer his question, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50. The lawyer figured the blonde was so dumb, he could not lose, and the blonde thought for a few minutes and reluctantly accepted to play his game.

The lawyer fires his first question "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. The blonde then asked the lawyer "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

The lawyer's face looked extremely puzzled. He spent several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to figure out the answer. Finally, the angry and frustrated lawyer handed the blonde $50.00.

The blonde put the $50 into her purse quickly without saying a word. The lawyer was outraged at this point and asked, "Well, what is answer?"

The blonde glanced at him with a smirk on her face and handed him a $5 bill.

:toofunny