The Derailing Thread

[Jethro Bodine]

Rain. On a weekday - the way things ought to be.

Yeah, I read that somewhere once.
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[Michael74]

Genghis Khan's Mongol armies demanded absolute loyalty from conquered people. The Mongols eliminated 80% of the population of Northern China, and only the 20% who pledged their loyalty to the Mongols remained. Kievian Rus resisted Mongol rule, and most of their cities were quickly depopulated.

 

[Pizza]

My feet dont smell NEARLY as bad as when I was young.

WHy is that?

 

[Michael74]

Perspiration is mostly odorless. Bacteria eating the perspiration causes the smell. Youngsters tend to play energetically. This both causes extra perspiration, and keeps the shoes warm, which is the ideal environment for bacteria. YMMV.

 

[Michael74]

Russia has been reinforcing Latakia province in Syria. This is Assad's stronghold.

 

[th1b.taylor]

BUT THE MAN IN THE PINK SHIRT AND YELLOW POLKA DOT PANTS, DRIVE THE ORANGE OVER GREEN CHEBBY IS GEETING AWAY!!!!!!!

 

[Michael74]

...drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry...

 

[th1b.taylor]

...drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry...

Us good ole boys was drinking whiskey and rye (and as the quad fifty on the back of the Chinese duce and a half ripped my tail boom in half) singing this'll be the day that I die!

 

[th1b.taylor]

And I'm telling you that girl with the fuzzy green and sky blue dress stole the blak and blue Mercedes and drove off just before my m79 40mm grenade expolded there. And Santa Clause was in the red ford truck with the yellow and purple tires that stopped and picked up the Tooth Fairy. Am I talking to myself?

 

[Michael74]

The tooth fairy used to leave money under my pillow when I was just a lad. She's okay.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

The tooth fairy used to leave money under my pillow when I was just a lad. She's okay.

How do you know it's a she?

 

[th1b.taylor]

How do you know it's a she?

Does it matter, they don't be God's own any way. See, I got that out without getting into trouble. I'm getting better, thank You LORD!

 

[Michael74]

Imaginary entities.

Imaginary numbers are used to represent the square root of negative one.

 

[Pizza]

Imaginary numbers are also used to represent real numbers, and it is done very effectively in circuit analysis (electronics).

 

[th1b.taylor]

Imaginary numbers are also used to represent real numbers, and it is done very effectively in circuit analysis (electronics).

Hey, don't you defame my PNP and NPN Transisters, they are straight and the never change before they go to the great file 13.

Don't do it, DO NOT PICK ON THEM!

 

[Michael74]

Long live the transistors.

 

[th1b.taylor]

Long live the transistors.

LOL! You just gotta love nuts!

 

[Michael74]

Illinois is now about $160 billion in debt. The bank continues to confiscate purchasing power from their revenue, so they resort to fantastic debt to make up the difference.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Illinois is now about $160 billion in debt. The bank continues to confiscate purchasing power from their revenue, so they resort to fantastic debt to make up the difference.

Wouldn't you just love to be living in Chicago when the state defaults?

 

[th1b.taylor]

Wouldn't you just love to be living in Chicago when the state defaults?

No man, when I was riding through South Chicago a cop in a yellow over blue Squad Car told me to give him a hundred for the traffic fine and not to let hm ever see me in Chi Town again.

And when I made it south to NOLA I traded in my pink Harley with the red and blue paisleys for a new Sporster and had it painted Green Apple Metal Flake with hand laid Gold Leaf with red and white candy canes hanging off the Gold Leaf so they could never tell on me.