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The Derailing Thread

"Dar....which way did they go, which way did they go?"
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Jethro,
Brother, slap me up side the head with the shoulder pad of an M1 Garand for being so lazy! I know now than none pay me any attention! But early on I told you where it/he/she went.

However, I just saw him/it dressed in Buurple Britches and a Pink Shoiet wid big Red Polka dots. He had jus stolen tha mayor's Lime Green over Brown Rolls and was see turning left off Travis onto McKenny Ave. and as he passed the man on the orange, green and yellow bicycle he must have been doing Mock three 'cause that poor man's pink, blue, yellow and green t-shirt was ripped off and landed in tha street in front o'him!

Go, Preacher, go get that scoundrel!
 
Michael74 said:
A robot called today with an attempted IRS scam. I did not call the number they gave me, or give them any information. I reported it to treasury's law enforcement arm:

https://www.treasury.gov/tigta/contact_report_scam.shtml

Never give information to phone scammers. The IRS does not contact people this way. Here is the real information:

https://www.consumer.ftc.gov/blog/another-tax-scam-irs-imposters
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I got that call but when I demanded they show up at my house, they agreed to be here at 0625 this morning and when I heard the noise in my drive way, I got up, got into my chair and drove outside. There I found fourteen Hell's Angel IRS Collectors. Each of them mounted on a custom Sportster Frame Hard Tail, Shovel Head 74 cc with a Sugar Bear Springer Front ends. The Head man was George Christie, National Hell's Angels President. I asked him, "George, You and the IRS?" He ducked his head, just a little and said, "Yeah, it's the only way I could keep Obama out of Angel's business.

I gave him my information sheet, the one I had prepared the night before and as they left and as they rode out of the neighborhood, everybody was outside with their coffee cheering them on.
 
Brigitte from card holder services called again offering me a better rate on my credit card. Robots are very persistent.

I always did like clouds.
 
Like carbon, silicon has 4 valence electrons. Silicon composes 28% of the earth's crust. Silicon bonds strongly to oxygen, the most abundant element in the earth's crust.
 
th1b.taylor said:
Nope! Nope! Nope! No, no, no! No Hydraulic Underwaer!
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No, see I change the shocks on the car as a set - if one is bad, they are all bad.
Same with underwear, if one sock is bad, I throw out the whole lot and start over.

So, shocks are like underwear. :)
 
Pizza said:
No, see I change the shocks on the car as a set - if one is bad, they are all bad.
Same with underwear, if one sock is bad, I throw out the whole lot and start over.

So, shocks are like underwear. :)
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No sir, a good set of racing shocks need to be tuned and that involves much driving and can you ever see blowing a seal that then sprays 200 degree hydraulic oil? And then Tommy Lasorda caem by after reading this exchange and told me to get off my high horse and to get ready for the Charlestown Grand prix this year so I have to go.
 
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