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The Derailing Thread

I just cannot figure this out! I go spend four days in Corpus with my Granddaughter and her husband of a whole year and a half and someone runs a stinking Germmmman Train right through here. And did anyone turn the A 10 pilot in for driving down Main Street, no, you let him get away with that. And just now a blue, yellow and green haired girl just flew around the corner singing, "Drove my Chevy to the Levy but the levy was..." And then from the north, right out of New Mexico, came a clown in a B 52 singing, "this'll be the day that I die." And of all the things to see 67806 flew right above my head at better than a hundred knots being piloted by some jerk with red hair wearing a purple scarf and I think I must need sleep. :thinking
Hmm......no polka dots this time. Are you feeling okay? :lol
 
I HEREBY GIVE MY PERMISSION to the Police, Sting, the NSA, T.C.B., the 911 commission, the FBI and CIA, Jimmy Hoffa and the Teamsters, the Swiss Guard, the Priory of Scion, the inhabitants of Middle Earth, Agents Mulder and Scully, the Goonies, ALL the Storm Troopers and Darth Vader, the Mad Hatter, Chuck Norris, S.H.I.E.L.D, The Avengers, The Illuminati, The Men in Black, X-Men, Ghostbusters, The Justice League, Gandalf and Dumbledore, Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, The Great Pumpkin, The Flying Spaghetti Monster, The Tooth Fairy, The Krampus, and all the members of the Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Led Zeppelin, Voltron, The Groovy Ghoulies, the Thunder Cats, Dr. Who, Hart to Hart, Mystery Inc. (Scooby Doo), James Garner, Angela Lansbury, the WWF, the EPA, and even Magnum P.I., He-Man, Jay and Silent Bob, Cheech & Chong, Neo, Blade, the NHL, MLB, and the Boondock Saints to view all the amazing and interesting things I publish on Facebook.

I'm aware that my Facebook privacy ended the very day that I started a profile -- I know that whatever I post can (and often does) get shared, tagged, copied, and posted elsewhere because I'm THAT fascinating. If I don't want anyone else to have it, then I don't post it!
 
I HEREBY GIVE MY PERMISSION to the Police, Sting, the NSA, T.C.B., the 911 commission, the FBI and CIA, Jimmy Hoffa and the Teamsters, the Swiss Guard, the Priory of Scion, the inhabitants of Middle Earth, Agents Mulder and Scully, the Goonies, ALL the Storm Troopers and Darth Vader, the Mad Hatter, Chuck Norris, S.H.I.E.L.D, The Avengers, The Illuminati, The Men in Black, X-Men, Ghostbusters, The Justice League, Gandalf and Dumbledore, Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, The Great Pumpkin, The Flying Spaghetti Monster, The Tooth Fairy, The Krampus, and all the members of the Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Led Zeppelin, Voltron, The Groovy Ghoulies, the Thunder Cats, Dr. Who, Hart to Hart, Mystery Inc. (Scooby Doo), James Garner, Angela Lansbury, the WWF, the EPA, and even Magnum P.I., He-Man, Jay and Silent Bob, Cheech & Chong, Neo, Blade, the NHL, MLB, and the Boondock Saints to view all the amazing and interesting things I publish on Facebook.

I'm aware that my Facebook privacy ended the very day that I started a profile -- I know that whatever I post can (and often does) get shared, tagged, copied, and posted elsewhere because I'm THAT fascinating. If I don't want anyone else to have it, then I don't post it!
Oh, and by the way.
....you left out Michael Weston.
 
Hmm......no polka dots this time. Are you feeling okay? :lol
No! The doctor injected me with 500 CCs of Wild Turkey hundred proof and I can't find where my monkeys ran off to and the dog is lonely and is taking it out on the cats. And just as I broke the fight up the Hell's Angels and the Banditos broke out the chains and base ball bats and went to war in my back yard. And my toe hurts.
 
All factory tops were Black. But the aftermarket ones actually have a better rear window design - I just don't see any color looking right except black. Aftermarket tops came in Black, White, Tan (to my eyes, anyway) and a rather Deep Blue that looked kinda nice on the AeroBlue cars.

The forecast is for rain all weekend, both here and in the area of the Dragon. :sad
 
And the old fool stomps the ground, nurses his foot just a bit but then screams, "But what about the cop in the unmarked red, white and blue with the enormous squares Black polka dots?"
 
All factory tops were Black. But the aftermarket ones actually have a better rear window design - I just don't see any color looking right except black. Aftermarket tops came in Black, White, Tan (to my eyes, anyway) and a rather Deep Blue that looked kinda nice on the AeroBlue cars.

The forecast is for rain all weekend, both here and in the area of the Dragon. :sad

If it was tan it was pretty dark or very dirty tan.

Jays game was rained out at Baltimore so now they have to play another double header tomorrow. :sad
 
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