The Derailing Thread

[Jethro Bodine]

I just cannot figure this out! I go spend four days in Corpus with my Granddaughter and her husband of a whole year and a half and someone runs a stinking Germmmman Train right through here. And did anyone turn the A 10 pilot in for driving down Main Street, no, you let him get away with that. And just now a blue, yellow and green haired girl just flew around the corner singing, "Drove my Chevy to the Levy but the levy was..." And then from the north, right out of New Mexico, came a clown in a B 52 singing, "this'll be the day that I die." And of all the things to see 67806 flew right above my head at better than a hundred knots being piloted by some jerk with red hair wearing a purple scarf and I think I must need sleep.

Hmm......no polka dots this time. Are you feeling okay?

 

[Pizza]

I HEREBY GIVE MY PERMISSION to the Police, Sting, the NSA, T.C.B., the 911 commission, the FBI and CIA, Jimmy Hoffa and the Teamsters, the Swiss Guard, the Priory of Scion, the inhabitants of Middle Earth, Agents Mulder and Scully, the Goonies, ALL the Storm Troopers and Darth Vader, the Mad Hatter, Chuck Norris, S.H.I.E.L.D, The Avengers, The Illuminati, The Men in Black, X-Men, Ghostbusters, The Justice League, Gandalf and Dumbledore, Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, The Great Pumpkin, The Flying Spaghetti Monster, The Tooth Fairy, The Krampus, and all the members of the Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Led Zeppelin, Voltron, The Groovy Ghoulies, the Thunder Cats, Dr. Who, Hart to Hart, Mystery Inc. (Scooby Doo), James Garner, Angela Lansbury, the WWF, the EPA, and even Magnum P.I., He-Man, Jay and Silent Bob, Cheech & Chong, Neo, Blade, the NHL, MLB, and the Boondock Saints to view all the amazing and interesting things I publish on Facebook.

I'm aware that my Facebook privacy ended the very day that I started a profile -- I know that whatever I post can (and often does) get shared, tagged, copied, and posted elsewhere because I'm THAT fascinating. If I don't want anyone else to have it, then I don't post it!

 

[Jethro Bodine]

And here all along I thought you were Ralph Scarpley from Turnboil, MN.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

I HEREBY GIVE MY PERMISSION to the Police, Sting, the NSA, T.C.B., the 911 commission, the FBI and CIA, Jimmy Hoffa and the Teamsters, the Swiss Guard, the Priory of Scion, the inhabitants of Middle Earth, Agents Mulder and Scully, the Goonies, ALL the Storm Troopers and Darth Vader, the Mad Hatter, Chuck Norris, S.H.I.E.L.D, The Avengers, The Illuminati, The Men in Black, X-Men, Ghostbusters, The Justice League, Gandalf and Dumbledore, Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, The Great Pumpkin, The Flying Spaghetti Monster, The Tooth Fairy, The Krampus, and all the members of the Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Led Zeppelin, Voltron, The Groovy Ghoulies, the Thunder Cats, Dr. Who, Hart to Hart, Mystery Inc. (Scooby Doo), James Garner, Angela Lansbury, the WWF, the EPA, and even Magnum P.I., He-Man, Jay and Silent Bob, Cheech & Chong, Neo, Blade, the NHL, MLB, and the Boondock Saints to view all the amazing and interesting things I publish on Facebook.

I'm aware that my Facebook privacy ended the very day that I started a profile -- I know that whatever I post can (and often does) get shared, tagged, copied, and posted elsewhere because I'm THAT fascinating. If I don't want anyone else to have it, then I don't post it!

Oh, and by the way.
....you left out Michael Weston.

 

[th1b.taylor]

Hmm......no polka dots this time. Are you feeling okay?

No! The doctor injected me with 500 CCs of Wild Turkey hundred proof and I can't find where my monkeys ran off to and the dog is lonely and is taking it out on the cats. And just as I broke the fight up the Hell's Angels and the Banditos broke out the chains and base ball bats and went to war in my back yard. And my toe hurts.

 

[th1b.taylor]

And here all along I thought you were Ralph Scarpley from Turnboil, MN.

Of course not, my name is Ralph Nader, the younger!

 

[th1b.taylor]

Oh, and by the way.
....you left out Michael Weston.

Which way did he go?

 

[Stan1953]

Who would do that to a Crossfire? :o

Apparently the guy who bought it, or the factory. Not sure. Yellow body with brown convertible roof.

 

[Stan1953]

Being on track is NOT the point of the thread....

Thanks Tips.

 

[Pizza]

All factory tops were Black. But the aftermarket ones actually have a better rear window design - I just don't see any color looking right except black. Aftermarket tops came in Black, White, Tan (to my eyes, anyway) and a rather Deep Blue that looked kinda nice on the AeroBlue cars.

The forecast is for rain all weekend, both here and in the area of the Dragon.

 

[Michael74]

Astronomers have detected 3 stars with a paucity of heavy elements, making them good candidates for population III status.

 

[th1b.taylor]

And the old fool stomps the ground, nurses his foot just a bit but then screams, "But what about the cop in the unmarked red, white and blue with the enormous squares Black polka dots?"

 

[Michael74]

Astronomers were not able to detect such an event. Maybe when telescopes improve a bit.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

And the old fool stomps the ground, nurses his foot just a bit but then screams, "But what about the cop in the unmarked red, white and blue with the enormous squares Black polka dots?"

Good to see you feeling yourself again.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Of course not, my name is Ralph Nader, the younger!

And you drive a purple polka dotted Corvair, right?

 

[Stan1953]

All factory tops were Black. But the aftermarket ones actually have a better rear window design - I just don't see any color looking right except black. Aftermarket tops came in Black, White, Tan (to my eyes, anyway) and a rather Deep Blue that looked kinda nice on the AeroBlue cars.

The forecast is for rain all weekend, both here and in the area of the Dragon.

If it was tan it was pretty dark or very dirty tan.

Jays game was rained out at Baltimore so now they have to play another double header tomorrow.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Jays game was rained out at Baltimore so now they have to play another double header tomorrow.

I'm guessing the east coast flood going all the way to the Appalachian mountains scheduled to happen tomorrow will pretty much stall the game for a while.

 

[Stan1953]

I'm guessing the east coast flood going all the way to the Appalachian mountains scheduled to happen tomorrow will pretty much stall the game for a while.

They'll just move it to the Jays field if they have to...better for us.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

They'll just move it to the Jays field if they have to...better for us.

I don't follow tennis, so what city is that in?

 

[th1b.taylor]

And you drive a purple polka dotted Corvair, right?

NO1 NO1 NO! It is a Mexican manufactured VW Bug Taxi painted green with orange polka dots. Whew!