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The Derailing Thread

Got my gun permit yesterday, then went over to the local gun shop to get a small 9mm for home protection.
When I was ready to pay by credit card for the gun and bullets, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."
Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader.
I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future. They need to make their instructions to seniors a little clearer.
 
Pizza said:
Got my gun permit yesterday, then went over to the local gun shop to get a small 9mm for home protection.
When I was ready to pay by credit card for the gun and bullets, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."
Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader.
I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future. They need to make their instructions to seniors a little clearer.
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that is hilarious! i feel for you lol
 
Someone asking such a sarcastic question does not merit an answer....

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I suggest: "I have not made up my mind yet. Are you volunteering?" (Asked with far too much excited interest.... :) )
 
I couldn't tell if you were being serious or not, so I replied nonseriously. Sorry. In my defense I had just woken up when I posted that.
 
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Jethro Bodine said:
Let's talk about the problem of hemorrhoids
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Leave them alone; believe me, you do not want the fix. A woman I knew said that she had four children, and they were nothing compared to it. Somehow people think their nerves connect to their brains through their spinal cords, but science has somehow made a mistake; taint so!!! After suffering the cure you'll know that every nerve that can hurt takes a different route. Nuff said?
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Please pray for me as I attempt to do my janitorial job while my back is low-key saying it's going to kill me if I so much as bend funny.
 
Dear Sister questdriven, I do pray for God's keeping power in the midst of your storm, and healing to be given in the way you take. God has kept me for years with a bad everything while participating in sports, and He guides my steps through His leading, and never fails me. I ask for His grace and mercy to deliver you to His glory, and your comfort and growing trust in what He's doing in you, and with you in Jesus' name. Amen.
 
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