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The Derailing Thread

Sooooooo long suckeeeeeers. I'm off on holiday. Two weeks no work yay. Very shortly I will be cruizing at 30000ft heading into the sunset.
 
kiwidan said:
Sooooooo long suckeeeeeers. I'm off on holiday. Very shortly I will be cruizing at 30000ft heading into the sunset.
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Wait!
You mean you're going away without answering my post no. 4581!
How long do I have to wait for a reply??????
I was expecting a theological apologetic from you.!
Your plane will wait.
And oh. BTW. WHERE will you be on the other side of sunset?

Have a nice vacataion Kiwidan...

Wondering
 
I'm going home, I'm going fishing. My fishing rods have been neglected and will be growing cobwebs. I must save them from corrosion.
 
They took my toothpaste. The system took my toothpaste for security reasons. Haha. What type of joke is that. How do I now brush my teeth. They owe me toothpaste.
 
kiwidan said:
They took my toothpaste. The system took my toothpaste for security reasons. Haha. What type of joke is that. How do I now brush my teeth. They owe me toothpaste.
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See Kiwidan, You have a lot to learn:
These items are very dangerous:
Toothpaste
Shampoo
Medicine
Water
Pesto (yes. Pesto)

I'll bet you don't understand this. That makes two of us.

They tell you your allowed 100m. (4 oz), but it depends on how the screener is feeling at the moment.
Of course we innocent folk don' understand what one could possibly do with toothpaste except brush their teeth, but apparently it has more than one use...
 
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