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The Derailing Thread

Apple pies are filled with apples and pecan pies are filled with pecans, so what are pot pies filled with?

The TOG​
 
What if life ended at 30?
I mean, we live our lives and then on our 30th birthday, we die.
How would that change things in the world?
 
What if life ended at 30?
I mean, we live our lives and then on our 30th birthday, we die.
How would that change things in the world?

If everybody died at 30, we would have to lower the retirement age to 20 and do away with child labor laws so that there would be so there would be someone left to work.

The TOG​
 
While we may not agree on the problem, me and Bugs Bunny agree on the solution:
well lol if we did that then all those mighty fine liberal snowbird retirees from the states of Michigan, ohio, ny and such like. may stay. besides get your facts right. Obama carried florida twice. its the snowbirds that have done more damage to my state then the locals.
 
What if life ended at 30?
I mean, we live our lives and then on our 30th birthday, we die.
How would that change things in the world?
It certainly wouldn't give me much time to collect a whole lot of stuff that I don't really need.
 
Oh good one Dan I wasn't thinking that ! I was remembering a Monty Python skit :D
 
Always remember... You're unique, just like everybody else.
-- Unknown

The TOG​
Now that I'm getting older, it's been a real eye opener in these last few years to see how the human experience is so predictable.

Human life is all about our flesh bodies and what drives them. And it doesn't vary much person to person. Thank God that he has a better plan in store for those who understand the nature of the flesh and despise it.
 
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