The Derailing Thread

[Rollo Tamasi]

I have a question.

Do you think God knew i would be here right now on earth, 6000 billion, trillion, multiplied by a gazllion, years ago?

Of course he knew you'd be here.
By the way, "Born to Fish"?
Who is Fish?
Is that your last name?

 

[Jethro Bodine]

I have a question.

Do you think God knew i would be here right now on earth, 6000 billion, trillion, multiplied by a gazllion, years ago?

You are living proof that even God can be surprised by something.

Sometimes things slip through the cracks even in the kingdom of God, lol.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

By the way, "Born to Fish"?
Who is Fish?

His mom.

He's an evolutionist.

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

Okay, who believes in aliens?
Does God send spaceships to earth for some reason?
Is heaven inside a spaceship somewhere?

 

[TOG]

I not only believe in aliens, I am one. I can prove it. I have a little green card from the government that says "Resident alien" on it.

The TOG​

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

I not only believe in aliens, I am one. I can prove it. I have a little green card from the government that says "Resident alien" on it.

The TOG​

What about my other 2 questions?

 

[Jethro Bodine]

What about my other 2 questions?

How dare he derail this thread!

 

[agua.]

I not only believe in aliens, I am one. I can prove it. I have a little green card from the government that says "Resident alien" on it.

The TOG​

nanoo nanoo

What about my other 2 questions?

Does God send spaceships to earth for some reason?

Maybe satan does Ezekiel 1 :biggrin

Is heaven inside a spaceship somewhere?

Hmmm unlikely because this would mean Yahweh is contained.[/quote]

 

[TOG]

What about my other 2 questions?

Does God send spaceships to earth for some reason?

He sent me with the mission to derail as many threads as possible.

Is heaven inside a spaceship somewhere?

"Heaven" is short for "the Kingdom of Heaven, which is the same thing as the Kingdom of God. Heaven is therefore any place where people recognize God as their King. If there's a space ship somewhere with believers on it, then Heaven is in a space ship.

The TOG​

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

How dare he derail this thread!

Until you explain yourself about everything, you are derailed.

 

[evenifigoalone]

 

[jasonc]

that is soo stupid.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Soloman Islands just got smashed by a earthquake today. Seems like everywhere is getting hammered with earthquakes in many various places.

"...there shall be earthquakes in divers places..." (Mark 13:8 KJV)

 

[agua.]

Not sure the Pacific RoF can be considered a divers place for a quake. ~ 90 % of quakes are RoF etc Don't kill me Mr Chigurh :D

 

[jasonc]

I see another end time debate on matthew 24.

 

[jasonc]

The fault line runs right through where i live.

Latest: 1 hour ago. 4.2 Mag.
Today: 8
last week :409
last Month: 2122
last Year: 26091

the year is 26091?

 

[evenifigoalone]

Holy nuggets, Attack on Titan will be airing on Toonami in May!

 

[TOG]

"...there shall be earthquakes in divers places..." (Mark 13:8 KJV)

What does God have against divers?

The TOG​

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Not sure the Pacific RoF can be considered a divers place for a quake. ~ 90 % of quakes are RoF etc

RoF--Rolling on floor? Yeah, I guess that kind of fits in an earthquake. Nobody's laughing when that happens.

Don't kill me Mr Chigurh :biggrin

Usually what people say is, "you don't have to do this."

And, by the way, what's the most you ever lost on a coin toss?

 

[Jethro Bodine]

the year is 26091?

"Captain, stardate...."