The Derailing Thread

[Corn Pop]

Time for a change. Buy a camper and do a big fishing trip across the nation and seasonal work. I think I deserve a good time for a while.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

'Silence Of The Yams'

A Thanksgiving Horror Story. Coming to theaters this fall.

 

[Corn Pop]

Two mice fell into a bucket of cream.

 

[Corn Pop]

Three pieces of string walked into a bar.

 

[evenifigoalone]

I can't believe it's already June
I don't want to see a decade pass in the blink of an eye, life is already short enough.

Also typing this with my non dominant hand is hard

 

[Corn Pop]

Time goes faster than the speed of light.

 

[KevinK]

Time goes faster than the speed of light.

Clearly you have not sat through one of my pastor's sermons.

 

[evenifigoalone]

Having trouble sleeping, but I can't do anything because I'm having one of my headaches that gets worsened by light and sound. Phone's on it's lowest screen setting.
I'm fairly comfortable in this dark room though

 

[evenifigoalone]

Is sound and light sensitivity something that only comes with migraines? Or is it possible to get those with tension headaches? I've always just assumed my headaches are the result of eye strain, since they start with an eye ache.
I know both my biological parents have or had issues with migraines.

 

[Corn Pop]

Thinking of having a holiday.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

The greatest marriage advice ever: Always maintain a 'dating' relationship--respectful, courteous, not smothering, not demanding...

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Phone's on it's lowest screen setting.

Huh?

Where's that button?

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Three pieces of string walked into a bar.

...and came out all strung out.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Version of Tull's Teacher without the flute
(not to mention the lousiest lip sync I've ever seen)

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Thinking of having a holiday.

Thinking of having a baby?

 

[GodsGrace]

I've decided that it's probably best for me to read my Bible in the morning from now on. I need structure in my life and starting my day off right will help me stay on track. Otherwise I just wake up and kinda goof around until it's time to head to work.

You have time to goof around??

I used to like to sleep and wake up at the last possible moment.
I had it down to the second !

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

You have time to goof around??

I used to like to sleep and wake up at the last possible moment.
I had it down to the second !

What are you doing on my thread?
Are your dues paid up to date?

 

[Corn Pop]

...and came out all strung out.

Im a fraid knot.

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

Im a fraid knot.

here's a poem I just wrote;

"I once knew a fisherman who caught big fish....
Er, I don't have the2nd verse yet...

 

[GodsGrace]

What are you doing on my thread?
Are your dues paid up to date?

There's dues??
Are there don'ts?