1. I couldn't possible limit my response to that length because there are just so many issues to address. In fact, I am doing all I can to keep it as short as possible as it is.
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How much? A rough estimate will do. Because if it's too much over a such a short period of time, then it will release enough energy to cause severe devastation.
2. Earthquakes break up fountains of the deep. Earth’s crust buckles and twists out new mountains higher than any of the previous creation.
You have still not explained where such 'fountains of the deep' came from, not to mention that the Earth's crust 'twisting and buckling' enough to create all the world's mountains in such a short timeframe would release enough energy to boil the Earth. Read this article, as well:
http://www.geocities.com/earthhistory/plate2.htm
Flood waters cover earth to height of small mountains, tsunamis reach the new mountain heights ( higher than Mount Ararat) created by plate tectonics, depositing piles of sea sediment far inland probably at the top of hills already in existence. Name one ‘Ararat.’
All of which would have easily capsized Noah's ark and killed everyone and everything aboard.
Waters flow into rifts created by plate tectonics and super quakes. Some mountain tops are showing but not around Ararat yet.
With the type of energy released by the 'plate tectonics and super quakes' you are proposing, most of the water on Earth would have been vaporized and become steam.
Ash clouds spewed from volcanic eruptions black out enough sun to cause freezing at the poles and a large ice cap forms down to ….there. Do you think we need to tip the axis at this point? Ok, if it will help the sea life, turn the planet a few degrees toward the sun.
Tipping the planet toward the sun would do basically nothing to offset the clouds of ash covering the entire planet, which would be miles thick from all the eruptions you are proposing. Not to mention you have not provided a mechanism for this tilt. Is it an asteroid impact? You do realize an asteroid powerful enough to tilt the earth a significant way on its axis would be yet another extinction - level event added to your already impressive collection.
Ash settles and plates slow to a crawl but are still making new rifts to allow water to drain into the cracks. Don’t forget to turn the earth’s axis back. We don’t want to cook the new life flourishing in the ocean sized tide pools left all over the continents.
If all of your mountain formation took place in such a short timeframe, I'm afraid you would have already cooked them. In fact, not just cooked them, but completely incinerated them. Not to mention you have no mechanism for this second axis change. Another asteroid impact? Despite being an incredibly unlikely coincidence, it would have the same problems as the last one.
Noah’s barge lands on Ararat. Animals disperse and migrate to different areas of the world as led by their God given instincts. The earth is generally unstable with mudslides and lots of lakes. Volcanoes are fairly common, probably erupting twice as often as they do today, forming islands and inland mountains. Some lakes are caught at high altitudes by debris left from the flood . Some stay long enough to become filled with fish and mussels before local rain floods break the dams and send them sloshing down to various low spots on their way to sea level. Some become more or less permanent, surviving to this present day. Minor earthquakes are common and slowly reshape the topography.
Ignoring for the moment the minor problem that after what you described, Noah would be dead, we still have the following problems:
a. There is no evidence of these instincts you are proposing, and unless none of the populations died on the way to their homelands (which is utterly ridiculous, since in some cases it would take thousands of years), the fossil record does not support this migration period either. Not to mention you fail to explain how certain animal populations get from one continent to another.
b. An eruption rate of 2x what it is today would still take millions of years to form significant landmasses.
c. How do the freshwater and brackish water fish survive if their habitats were mixed with saltwater from the sea, which they can't survive in?
d. What about areas nowhere near any geologic faults, with no volcanic or seismic activity? How do those raise above the water?
e. There are plenty of other problems with the very concept of Noah's ark, for a good list, see
http://www.talkorigins.org/faqs/faq-noahs-ark.html
God destroys the tower with a huge earth quake whose effects are felt around the world. This might be a good time to release the forces needed to break the natural dam holding the large inland sea covering most of America, causing it to drain into the ocean via the newly created Grand Canyon and bring some of the mountain ranges up a notch. This influx of water into the ocean eliminates the land bridges and isolates some animal populations but what the hei? Why don’t we get rid of those pesky dinosaurs now too since we need to spread the human population to other areas of the globe and some of those reptiles can be pretty nasty-tempered, ravenous flesh eaters.
a. If its effects were felt around the world, it would most likely wipe out the civilization at its epicenter.
b. I am unfamiliar of the theory of a large inland sea covering most of North America. Is this from a source somewhere, or are you just making it up? Either way, such a massive water release would create megatsunamis that would leave clearly defined imprints on the coasts of many continents, but no such evidence has been detected.
c. Except for the small fact that the latest dinosaur fossils date to 65 million years ago :roll:
d. Even supposing everything you said was true (and believe me, that's a very, very difficult thing to suppose), then such an event would not explain the extinction of dinosaurs in other parts of the world, since their fossils have been found worldwide.
Genghis Khan, Electricity, the Beetles, Elvis, Hurricane Katrina. There,… that about brings us up to date. Any questions? Go ahead, fire them off… we’ll make more.
Except none of those things would have happened since the theory you are proposing predicts the utter destruction of all life on Earth.
3. No, your view of science is flawed. Science is not about God, science never mentions God, scientists do not involve God in any of their theories, and science, (although more primitive forms of it) existed before the concept of the Judeo - Christian God was even widespread. If you want more information, try here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientific_Method.
More reasons why God is not an acceptable mechanism:
a. When used as a mechanism, you can replace 'God' with literally anything from space aliens to time travelers to the Flying Spaghetti Monster and it still basically states the same thing without actually explaining how it works.
b. Saying 'God did it' is effectively an admission of defeat. Many primitive cultures (including the Hebrews) ascribed natural events such as lightning, hailstones, ocean storms, and stars to supernatural deities, but these things can now be adequately explained with science. You won't see anyone going around anymore saying that God is literally responsible for lightning bolts, so what's with this fuss over evolution and geology?
c. Science is about describing the universe by creating accurate models from experimental data and observation, and then using these models to make predictions. Invoking God as a mechanism utterly nullifies any predictive capabilities a theory might have, because God is, as I stated, inscrutable and incomprehensible to human beings. Since the entire purpose of a scientific theory is to make accurate predictions, then this effectively makes the entire theory worthless, since no predictions can be made.
4. I already explained the first part, as for the second, I don't think you really understand the magnitude of the energy release we're talking about here. Consider this: current geological theories predict that the world's mountains and landmasses took hundreds of millions of years to form. Now consider the effect that volcanic and seismic disruptions can have in the short term: minor earthquakes are recorded all over the world every day. Their power is usually so weak as to be inconsequential, but added up they would pack a punch. Now consider the amount of devastation that can be caused by a single large earthquake or volcanic event (the recent Indian tsunami is a good example of this). Now take all of those events, small and large, from a timespan of hundreds of millions of years, and condense them into less than a single year. This is the amount of energy required to form the landmasses in the timeframe according to your theory. Can you even begin to imagine how catastrophic an event like that would be? It would be like nothing else in the history of the entire planet, it would make the KT extinction event look like a firecracker. The oceans would all boil off and become steam, and all life would be wiped out. Now how could 8 and a bunch of animals on a wooden boat possibly have any chance of even remotely coming close to surviving that? (and no invoking God).
5. You can't just state that dating methods are incorrect without providing any evidence. Am I just supposed to take your word over the testimony of hundreds of thousands of accomplished and respected scientists? As for your fresh/saltwater hypothesis, it is completely nonsensical. You are proposing hundreds of millions of years of geologic activity compressed into the timeframe of less than a year, along with your own assertion of 'massive tsunamis that reach the highest ocean peaks', yet you somehow state the the mix of saltwater with fresh and brackish water would be gradual? I am starting to lose my patience with you, now you are simply not making any sense. Also, I would like to know how a river could 'encircle' the Earth. :roll:
6. Again, you don't understand. I meant all sea life and bacterial life as well, along with Noah and his boat.
7. And here you're completely ignoring my point. This doesn't have to do with the ark, it has to do with volcanic activity relating to land formation. If there is volcanic activity on only one side of the planet, there will be land formation on only one side of the planet. All of this is moot anyway, since the energy released by such events on just one side of the planet at the scale you are proposing would still boil off the oceans.
8. Well there's your problem right there! Why are you looking for information on icecap formation in a textbook on evolution? In fact, I have no idea why such information would even be included in that kind of book. Try reading a geology textbook next time. As for icecap refreezing, it takes several thousand years, at least.
9. You're missing the point. The 'other type' (intrusive igneous rocks) cannot fit with your theory, since they are not caused by volcanic activity. Additionally, many beds of sedimentary rock are very near the surface, if your theory was correct we would expect them to be buried under hundreds of meters of extrusive igneous rocks.
10. And that brings us back to my original question: Why are so many fossils found in sea sediment instead of volcanic ash? Your theory would predict that practically all of them would be fossilized in volcanic strata. You do know that there are volcanoes and fault lines under the oceans, right?
11. Yes, that would be the kind of force required (more or less) if it was formed according to your theory (which I already explained result in the death of all life on Earth), however, geologic theory states that it was not formed all at once, but gradually over millions of years. This is obviously more rational. Take the following analogy, for example: If you take a 10,000 gallon tank of water and pour it into a small pond all at once, it will create huge waves and splash the pond's contents every which way from its edges. However, if you take a small tube connected to that tank and slowly release the water into the pond, at the rate of a typical sink faucet, it will take much longer, but will not create the chaotic effects of the former method, and the end result will be a pond with a higher water level, but no other dramatic changes.
12. Oh, believe me, it already has, and this new theory of yours is just as patently ridiculous as the rest. The tides are caused by the moon, and effect the sea levels to degrees of several dozen feet. The tidal forces you are proposing (enough to cover Mount Everest and keep the other side of the world dry) would effect the sea levels to the degrees of tens of thousands of feet! If the moon was really that close (and evidence clearly predicts that it wasn't at that period) , it would have devastating results on all life on Earth, possibly being within the Roche limit. Add another extinction - level event to your collection.
13. If they didn't occur around Ararat, that would mean the mountains of Ararat would have been formed almost completely during the time the ark was at sea, adding more fuel to the worldwide volcanic fire. Also, you fail to understand that to account for all the world's mountain and landmass formation, you wouldn't have to accelerate geologic events by just 2 or 3 times, you would have to accelerate them by several hundred MILLION times, and they would have to occur all over the world.
14. I considered cutting and pasting, yet, as I told you, I'm trying to keep this as short as I can, and adding all of that would just make this post too huge. If you're so insistent, I can PM it to you if you want.
15. My very point is that it would lower the Earth's temperature! Blocking out the sun with massive ash clouds that would last for probably hundreds of years would kill all life (assuming the volcanoes, earthquakes, and tsunamis somehow didn't get them). Have you ever heard of a nuclear winter? This would be a volcanic winter, and it would be about a million times worse. We already went over invoking God as a mechanism, so I won't repeat myself on that point.