The Official King of the Hill Thread

[Vince]

Walking through the mountains of Mexico with her beloved owner Vince, Anna, the stupid dog, discovers an abandoned hill.

She claims it for her own.

 

[Nick]

Well since Anna is, as you say, stupid, she is easily lured away by some dog food. I am now yet again king of the hill, after dusting away the cobwebs.

 

[bigllama]

*Shove*
I gain control of the hill as Nick rolls down as a result of my push. Thanks for dusting away the cobwebs :D

 

[Vince]

Happily eating the bowl of food that Nick had given her, Anna shakes her head sadly as he rolls past her.

 

[Vince]

Vince and Anna stroll to the top of the hill. After a while, they get bored and leave.

 

[handy]

Wow, nice clean hill, no cobwebs, some left overs for the pooch.

Guess I'm going to take another stint as king!

 

[Nick]

Not if I can help it! You're so pleased having finally got the hill back that you fail to notice that I'm on the hill before it's too late.

"Release the hounds". :D

 

[Vince]

While nobody is looking, Vince runs up the hill, plants a phlag, and yells


"Our Phillies are #1!"

 

[handy]

Whilst Handy is still running from Nick's hounds and Vince is pheeling phlat about the Phillies loss to the Padres, Handy's young son Thomas sneaks on the board armed with a Red Ryder carbon-action 200 shot bb gun with a compass on the stalk.

He sneaks behind Vince's back, takes careful aim, and shoots him right in the booty! While Vince yelps in pain and runs off, Thomas takes the hill, thus becoming the youngest King at the ripe old age of 10!

 

[jasoncran]

i put ton o moths in the home in idaho, and thomas flees to assist mother. i take the hill.

 

[handy]

Whaaahhhh!!!!! I'm so glad that my son has come to protect me from the vicious, poisonous, and highly dangerous moths!

Just wait though, young King Thomas will be back!

 

[Vince]

Vince offers Jason a deal.

If Vince can plant a Phillies phlag on the hill, Jason can stay there and be king of the hill.

 

[Nick]

But Jason smartly denies the deal and makes me King instead.

 

[Vince]

Realizing that Nick the Pretender has seized the throne, Vince sics his stupid dog Anna on Nick.

Unfortunately, Anna is so friendly that she makes friends with Nick.

Hmmm. I'll have to come up with another plan.

 

[handy]

The youngest kid to be on the hill is back! Thomas hires Spider man and while Nick is not looking he is hit on the head, and is strung to the farthest telephone pole in New York. And I have took back my rightful hill!

 

[handy]

Note from Handy: I hope y'all don't mind if my son plays along. He's been creative consultant on some of my takes of the hill already.

 

[Vince]

As children often do, Handy's son Thomas gets tired of sitting on a hill doing nothing, and he wanders off. Vince takes the hill, but because he is too ashamed to put up a Phillies flag, no one notices.

 

[Blazin Bones]

Noticing that a less than proud Phillies phan is on the hill, I ask the Phillies Manager, Charlie Manuel, to stand at the base of the Hill. Instantly, Vince runs down to ask the man a few questions about his phavorite team. I take the hill back and then proudly post a Yankees flag on the hill.

 

[jasoncran]

being from the south of the mason dixon line, the 3rd florida cow calvary marches to the hill with fixed bayonets and artillery pieces and tim retreats. i plant the confederate flag.

yankees,lol they make good snacks for mosquitoes.

 

[Vince]

While walking his dog Anna, Vince notices that the hill is unoccupied. He announces himself "King of the Hill," realizes that no one cares, and returns home to watch Hogan's Heroes and Gunsmoke.