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The Official King of the Hill Thread

handy said:
Every day and in every way, I have gotten better! :yes

During my stint in the mental hospital, I learned origami as they thought it would be relaxing, yet challenging for me. I work on a lot of origami Zoraki 914s. I weight them with sand, paint them in various colors, matte and chrome, even one with a very realistic wood-grain. I leave all sorts of these origami guns at the bottom of the hill. Jason, John Muise and Nick all see the guns and are irresistibly drawn to them. While they are inspecting the origami guns, I set out all kinds of origami bears, cougars, wolves, and a origami bull moose in rut. Jason, John and Nick all try to use the origami guns against the bears, cougars, wolves and moose, as they are just about as effective as real Zoraki 914s, which fire only blanks. (After all, the hill is in Canada, remember?).

Whilst the three are fully engaged in the paper chase, I take the hill.
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That... is awesome :nod
 
Handy, I hope that it was an Australian mental hospital. It sounds like they have the kind of therapy that Nick really needs.

Content to stay in Mexico, Vince renounces any attempts to re-take the hill for himself.
 
Since Dora took the hill from Jason, I don't know why I haven't taken it before now. Since Dora goes off to homeschool her daughter, the hill is free for me to take. :)
 
i being the madman that i am :crazy acquire the nukes from ahmed i am a nut job, and wipe out Sidney australia. Nick in a state of shock is easily over powered and I retake the hill and rule canada as well. :D
 
jasoncran said:
i being the madman that i am :crazy acquire the nukes from ahmed i am a nut job, and wipe out Sidney australia. Nick in a state of shock is easily over powered and I retake the hill and rule canada as well. :D
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Jason, I can understand wiping out Sydney, Australia, but why would anyone want to rule Canada?
 
Vince said:
jasoncran said:
i being the madman that i am :crazy acquire the nukes from ahmed i am a nut job, and wipe out Sidney australia. Nick in a state of shock is easily over powered and I retake the hill and rule canada as well. :D
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Jason, I can understand wiping out Sydney, Australia, but why would anyone want to rule Canada?
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:biglol. I agree. It's like wiping out New Zealand...does anybody care? :rolling
 
because the hill is in canada, lol, and i will attack all the weak nations and rule them. careful new zealend is next then onto France.

muwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha
 
Jason, forget about ruling France. Conquer Mexico instead. The people are much nicer. After you become our Emperor, I'll take you around and introduce you to everybody.
 
Vince said:
Jason, forget about ruling France. Conquer Mexico instead. The people are much nicer. After you become our Emperor, I'll take you around and introduce you to everybody.
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baja mexico or the whole country, first if i did juarez would be wiped out.
 
Realizing that the hill has made it's way to The States top hat, I become slightly disgusted. I tell the UN that Jason was the one who nuked australia and they insist he attend a meeting to talk about his actions. While he is there I take the hill and secede from Canada. I then apply to be come the 51st state of the USA and am granted the priviledge when I promise to vote for Obama's health care bill. After receiving my statehood, I appoint Vince as the senior senator from The Great State of Hill and demand that he vote against health care. If Obama can lie, can't I? :)
 
Since everyone has forgotten about the hill, no-one bothered to guard it. So it is free for me to take. :)
 
Since Nick thinks everyone forgot about the hill, he is being careless. I knock him off with a Dion Phaneuf-esque bodycheck and claim it for myself.
 
It's okay, Bigllama. We found out that Nick is an Anglican. We're gathered at the river, waiting for him to show up.
 
Vince said:
It's okay, Bigllama. We found out that Nick is an Anglican. We're gathered at the river, waiting for him to show up.
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:confused Why at the river? Baptists believe in submersion baptism, not Anglicans.


biglama thinks that we'll go softer on him cause he's a n00b, but oh how wrong! I dig a tunnel under the hill and biglama falls into it. I cover it back up and re-take the hill.
 
Nick is tired after digging and covering back his tunnel... I give him a two hander across the ankles with my hockey stick (I'm Canadian) before retaking the hill. I then put on my goalie padding and mask for protection against further attacks.
 
I get my cricket bat (I'm Australian) and knock biglama unconcious. A cricket bat is very powerful. I roll you down the hill. It is now mine. :)
 
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