The Official King of the Hill Thread

[theLords]

Sorry. I would be ex-communicated from DC if I ever considered apostasy. :wink3

 

[theLords]

Ye though He slay me, yet I will trust in Him

 

[Vince]

Sorry. I would be ex-communicated from DC if I ever considered apostasy. :wink3

Join our underground church.

We use nifty code phrases like "My Eagles are going to the World Series!"

 

[theLords]

I can't that church is full of heresy and contradicting orthodoxy.

The Eagles can't win the World Series, silly :tongue2

 

[Theofilus]

I can't that church is full of heresy and contradicting orthodoxy.

Orthodoxy is heresy. Jesus was very unorthodox. Just ask any Pharisee.

The Eagles can't win the World Series, silly :tongue2

I don't know about some "World" series that is limited only to the United States and Canada, but I think penguins are much cooler than eagles.

Finding themselves suddenly confused by learning that the United States and Canada are not the entire world, the others are powerless to prevent Theo from taking the throne. The first thing he does is to declare this day International Hug a Penguin Day. While the others all go to the South Pole to find penguins to hug, Theo relaxes in the new hot tub he had installed.

 

[theLords]

Orthodoxy is heresy. Jesus was very unorthodox. Just ask any Pharisee.



I don't know about some "World" series that is limited only to the United States and Canada, but I think penguins are much cooler than eagles.

Finding themselves suddenly confused by learning that the United States and Canada are not the entire world, the others are powerless to prevent Theo from taking the throne. The first thing he does is to declare this day International Hug a Penguin Day. While the others all go to the South Pole to find penguins to hug, Theo relaxes in the new hot tub he had installed.

Jesus was bold and unique, but He sure wasn't an eagles fan!

 

[Vince]

At least none of us went to the North Pole to hug the penguins.

 

[theLords]

How do you know?

 

[l'Chante]

Theo, can we have a national ‘Hug a Hedgehog’ day tomorrow? I like hedgehogs. They’re cute. :adore

 

[Vince]

I feel that several of us should go to the North Pole to hug the penguins there, because nobody ever does.

 

[theLords]

What about the Polar Bears? They are cute too, and they drink Coke!

 

[Theofilus]

Theo, can we have a national ‘Hug a Hedgehog’ day tomorrow? I like hedgehogs. They’re cute. :adore

*Theo declares December 24th to be International Hug a Hedgehog Day.

Looking at my calendar, I see we have a conflict. To avoid conflicting holidays, Christmas Eve will be postponed indefinately. Here are the logos for IHaPD and IHaHD.

I feel that several of us should go to the North Pole to hug the penguins there, because nobody ever does.

I know what you're up to, Vince. You know there are no penguins at the North Pole. You just want to see Santa Clause. Well, it won't work. I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but Santa isn't real. He's just a bad imitation of the real Yule Lads, who live in Iceland and who come down from the mountain where they live every December to scare young children into being good. Although he may try threatening kids (you'd better watch out, Sanata is coming to town) the fact is that Santa Clause couldn't scare anyone and just makes kids greedy instead.

 

[l'Chante]

No. Let’s make Christmas eve ‘Hug Santa’ day. Most people on this forum don’t like him. Shame. Poor baby. And he brings us presents and everthing… :smt056

 

[Theofilus]

What about the Polar Bears? They are cute too, and they drink Coke!

http://junekc.tripod.com/Bears/familybears.jpg

Wouldn't you rather hug a camel? They drink Pepsi.

[video=youtube;f2QJ_8xpIKI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2QJ_8xpIKI[/video]​

Of course, if you're a dog lover, then I can understand that you don't like Pespi, since dogs are afraid of it.

[video=youtube;oIJ9s95JRZs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIJ9s95JRZs[/video]​

Just to make sure there's no misunderstanding, let me repeat that the day formerly known as Christmas Eve will now be known as International Hug a Hedgehog Day (IHaHD for short). I also delcare December 25th, the day formerly known as Christmas, to be International Hug a Camel Day (IHaCD for short). The day formerly known as New Years Eve shall henceforth be known as International Put a Small Dog in a Cage Made of Pepsi Cans Day (IPaSDiaCMoPCD for short). Prizes will be awarded to whoever makes the most elaborate Pepsi can cage.

 

[Vince]

Well, if we can't go to the North Pole to hug the penguins, can we go to the South Pole to hug the polar bears?

PS. In the Netherlands, if you aren't good, Santa Claus puts you in a sack and takes you to Spain.

 

[theLords]

Puppies!!!!!

:adore

 

[Vince]

No!!!!!!! TheLords, I clicked your link to the polar bears! I recognize them! They belong to a 1960's terrorist group called ICECUBE!


It stands for International Conspiracy to Eliminate, Contaminate and Undermine the British Empire!

 

[theLords]

Is their theme song Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice?

 

[Vince]

Is their theme song Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice?

No. The only phrase from their anthem that I can remember is "You just can't run out of ice!"

 

[theLords]