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The Official King of the Hill Thread
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jasoncran
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yes he edited that one, as that was quoted by me. Alaska let me see, i may hate the cold but i can adapt, by make friends with palin and i learn to live off the land Kill and eat the wolves and the moose use fur to keep warm. I then acquire friends with the pro gun lobby in the Yukon terrority and acquire the means to return to scene and enroute i kidnap the coaches of the BCS team and negotiates with Dora their lives for the hill, if you agree they live if not i waterboard them for the teams strageties and will sell them to the highest bidder, before I kill them., Handy reluctanctly agrees to walk off hill I retake the hill.jasoncran said:
Blazin Bones
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Finds Jason's Commanding officer who order's Jason to get off the hill. Since Jason is no longer on the hill, I might as well be king again.
handy
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I notice an ant hill not far away. I lob gobs of honey at Tim. Because I do this quietly, and since Tim is just lounging around on the hill not paying much attention to things, he doesn't notice the honey.
The ants do, and they come marching one by one. As they take Tim down, under the ground, to get out of the rain....I take the hill.
The ants do, and they come marching one by one. As they take Tim down, under the ground, to get out of the rain....I take the hill.
jasoncran
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ah, i recover and use several hundred traps for squirrels, nuts placed in wire loop on a trees and fyi squirrels cant back up they must chose lose the nut or get trapped they chose the former. I then toss the holy handgrande of antioch and Dora is stunned. I then place her in a box, marked ship to the Islamic republic of Iran , label it as peace offering for Mr. ahmed i'm a not job, courtesy of Mr. Obama.handy said:
He kindly acceps :shades
jasoncran
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lol, man that was good. I use Haarp to turn up the heat and humity with a temp of 70 celsuis with a humidity factor of 99.9%. John leaves the hill to head in to yukon terrority. I take a remote control for haarp, and place guards and freeze mr.hugo chavez. I retake my hill and lower the temp to my liking.
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Since I feel Jason is no longer deserving of the hill, I hack into Haarp's main computer and take control of it myself. I cause an earthquake to destroy jason's hil and summon the ants that I befriended while stuck underground to make me a new hill which I rule in justice and harmony with nature.
*I also control CF.net's haarp and order it to create a second earthquake where it is housed which destroys haarp.
*I also control CF.net's haarp and order it to create a second earthquake where it is housed which destroys haarp.
handy
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While Tim is busy promoting justice and harmony with nature, I sneak my secret weapon onto the hill, a Chipmunk with special mesmerizing powers. The chipmunk hypnotises all of the ninja kangaroos, and drop bears and tells them to assit me in every way. The chipmunk also hypnotises Tim and convinces him that he is a 70 year old greeter at the Wal-Mart in Caldwell, Idaho. While Tim rushes off to give happy faces stickers to all the little kiddies in Caldwell, I have my mesmerizing Chipmunk levitate the hill and remove it to a location, which if anyone can find it, they can claim it.
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Having been watching the tv series "Heroes", I too have discovered that I have a super power...I can simply think about a place and know exactly where it is and how to get there, and transport myself there. I blink my eyes really hard and "Voila!" I'm at the hill. I quickly snatch Dora's mesmerizing chipmunk and transport it to the zoo,then I transport back to the hill. Having seen all of this going on, Dora is completely freaked out and she runs away screaming, flailing her arms about in panic. Now the hill is mine 
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jasoncran
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the creativity of this thread, hmm xmen, let me see having the mutan gene similiar to magneto i used magnetism to manipulate the nearby ferrous metals and create microscopic shards to kill all the ants, then I tie mrs H and use my magnetic cabilities to send her to the center of krataktoa and acitve volcano, but i spare her, I trap her in a metalic container that is far enough from the heat, yet allows breathing and food to brought in. But escape isnt possible as it also has a sound system that is loud enough blow the eardrums and the name of carol written all over the inside.
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