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The Official King of the Hill Thread

Returning broken-heartedly to the dog shelter, I tell them how you mistreated their dogs. Enraged, the women workers charge the hill for me, beat the pulp out of everybody, and retrieve all four dogs. I then calmly walk up and seize the hill.
 
I go to the hill and tell Vince that I have the last word. He is so enraged that he rushes down the hill to his computer to type a reply so that he has the last word. Meanwhile, I rush up the hill and take it.

Now I really do have the last word. :lol
 
I bought nick tickets to a dreamtheater concert and he rushes back to australia to see them, i retake my hill and plant landmines near my hill and mark them with a map that only i have.
 
All right, Nick. I hate to do this, but I'm going to have to bring in the big guns.

I tell the Indianapolis Colts that Nick is a saint, so they run up the hill and tackle him. Nick is carried off on a stretcher, and I reclaim my hill. From there, I look off into the distance and watch the Super Bowl.











SUPER BOWL TOMORROW! THE INDIANAPOLIS COLTS WILL BEAT THE NEW ORLEANS SAINTS BY AT LEAST 10 POINTS!
 
from an orbiting klingon battle cruiser, i fire the main disruptors at the colts and kill them and replaced them with klingons. i also beam vince back to mexico and retake my hill.
 
I tell you that Coke is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better than Pepsi. Enraged, you charge towards me, running into a strategically dug hole, about 20 feet deep. I then take the hill.
 
I notice that you are painfully bloated from drinking too much Coke. I calmly drive you o a doctor and then go back and take the hill.
 
While Vince is driving back from bringing Nick to the Hospital he sees a sign that I postedt that says pull over here for a chance to win free season tickets to for the Phillies. In joy of his new window of opportunity, he pulls over and never makes it back to the hill. Since the hill is unoccupied I take it and install a Pepsi fountian machine and a bring a hot dog vending cart up the hill with me. I now have a crowd of customers to protect my reign on the hill.
 
ah but i poisoned the pepsi and it causes all to pass out then i tell Tim that he has been banned cf.net and he rushes home to email rick and i retake my hill and my assistants remove the passed out persons to their houses.
 
I calmly approach Jason and tell him that Dr. Pepper has purchased the hill. He and his assistants are free to stay, but they can only drink Dr. Pepper from now. Hearing this, they flee in horror, and I re-take the hill.
 
i acctually like dr.pepper. but i will go with that, hmm but mexico speciafically jalisco may never be the same when i return.
 
In a very bad mood because of the Colts loss to the Saint, I rush the hill looking like this:

:rollingpin

Understandably, Vince vacates the premises post-haste. I have the hill. I might have lost the game (well, I guess technically it was Manning and the Colts who lost the game) but I HAVE THE PICKEN HILL AND I'M NOT GETTING OFF OF IT!!!!!!!

Now, leave me alone whilst I drown my sorrows in Pepsi and Tortilla Chips left-over from what was supposed to be a Super-bowl Party.
 
While sickening himself on Pepsi and tortilla chips, Handy hears the sound of weeping. Looking about, he spots Vincent roaming miserably, muttering "14 points! They lost by 14 points!" Being a decent person, Handy tells Vince that he can have the hill.
 
Being both as decent and as depressed as Vince, Handy even overlooks the fact that Vince thinks she's a guy.

Have fun on the hill, Vince. I'm going back here for more Pepsi and chips. :couch
 
Have fun on the hill, Vince. I'm going back here for more Pepsi and chips.

sniff Could you bring some KFC while you're at it? Eating KFC always makes me feel better.
 
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